Unidentified Freaky Obsessions

for your health

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[bacchaeophanim]

Hard proof that Jack Sparrow and Barbossa act like squabbling siblings

[a-dishonest-man]

Jack: Oh, Hector. It's been too long. Hasn't it?

Barbossa: Aye. Isla de Muerta, remember? You shot me.

Jack: No, I didn't.

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Barbossa:What are you doing?

Jack: What are you doing?

Barbossa: No, what are you doing?

Jack: What are you doing?

Barbossa: No, what are you doing?

Jack: What are you? Captain gives orders on the ship.

Barbossa: The captain of the ship is giving orders.

Jack: My ship, makes me captain.

Barbossa: They be my charts.

Jack: That makes you "chartman."

--

Barbossa: And, Jack, you and I are a-going. There'll be no arguing that point.

Jack: I is arguing the point.

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Jack: You lead the shore party. I'll stay with my ship.

Barbossa: I'll not be leaving my ship in your command.

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Barbossa: You've always run away from a fight.

Jack: Have not.

Barbossa: Have so.

Jack: Have not.

Barbossa: Have so.

Jack: Have not!

Barbossa: You have so, and you know it.

Jack: Have not. Slander and calumny.

--

Barbossa: As per the code, an act of war, and this be exactly that, can only be declared by the pirate king.

Jack: You made that up.

Barbossa: Did I, now?

--

Jack: You.

Barbossa: You.

Jack: No. You!

Barbossa: I was here first. You, why are you here?

Jack: Blackbeard sent me. Why are you ?

Barbossa: Silver chalices for my royal liege.

Jack: Oh please.

--

Jack: Oy. Why do you get to look first !

Barbossa: Fine then.

Both: Together.

--

Jack: What're you doing?

Barbossa:Planning an escape route. Isn't that how ya do it ?

Jack: Yes. Or sometimes I just, improvise.

*later*

Barbossa: How's that escape route workin? Here's your chance to improvise.

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“And like the sea, I’m constantly changing from calm to ill”

— Dallas Green (via nidravasa)

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new york bricks your heart

3.5″ x 5.8″

drawn years ago from a photograph taken by my sister, Bethany Johnson

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