to those of you who literally just stayed alive and made it to the end of the year, i'm so proud of you.
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@water-child
to those of you who literally just stayed alive and made it to the end of the year, i'm so proud of you.
To us they're hilarious but to countless other species this would be the last thing they see before their entire body is mangled into paste.
just seen someone’s tattoo that i guess was supposed to say memento mori in greek alphabet except it was spelled ΜΣΜΣΠΤΘ ΜΘRΦ = msmspth mthrph (?) and i am obsessed like yes girl smsjxhwbesk to you too who needs words❤️
Protect her heart, slap her ass, share your fries.
For those who have overactive guilt complexes like me…
Also: police are not allowed to present testimony that benefits you at trial. Anything damning they have to say is totally allowed, but anything exculpatory can and will get shot down by a prosecutor as hearsay. There is literally zero (0) benefit to talking to the police. If you go to trial, they cannot help you.
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talking to cops is never safe
contacted by police? stop! don’t talk alone! even ‘nice’ cops are always gathering information to land on a charge, including on people you care about. you are not required to speak with any law enforcement officer or agent.
cops are allowed to lie it is legal for cops to lie about the subject of their investigation is. agencies at all levels frequently share information with each other and there are very few “rules” as to how cops can ask for that information.
call a lawyer instead you have a right to consult an attorney before talking to law enforcement or deciding whether or not to talk to them. you have a right to have an attorney present while being questioned by law enforcement even if you volunteer to do an interview.
need help? your local national lawyers guild chapter can provide assistance in finding political attorneys in your area. reach out ahead of any attempts at repression and make a safety plan with trusted ones. learn about histories of grand juries and political movements.
national lawyers guild nlg.org [email protected]
content adapted from it’s going down article “police investigations arising from charlottesville fascist rally” https://itsgoingdown.org/police-investigations-arising-charlottesville-fascist-rally/
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i woke up tired like 8 years ago and i haven't recovered since
“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“
by Volensblood
A PUMPGUIN
OMG he is so cute !!!!
Best pumpkin. This wins.
This is awesome.
@todaysbird
every so often twitter just rediscovers tumblr
I swear to god one of the funniest things people do on this site is act like tumblr invented the concept of saying silly quirky things online
No "Wet Cowboy" specifically has been spotted here
twitter users literally steal posts from tumblr verbatim and then act like they came up with them. of course we didn't invent that shit, but we did perfect it
I love being an adult because you know what actually happens when you run your car into a curb and scratch up the bumper?
Nothing. You get it fixed, or you don’t. Whatevs.
You know what actually happens when you are depressed or sick or on your period and don’t cook dinner?
Nothing. You still get to eat something, nobody scolds you, it doesn’t have any real bearing on your future success, and you don’t get soft shunned for a week by your family.
You know what actually happens when you break stuff, forget stuff, get sick, fall asleep, are rude, miss a flight, don’t know how to do XYZ thing on fixing cars or canning food or whatever, lose things, get lost because you can’t read a map and forgot to charge your phone, buy the wrong groceries, plant the wrong plants, not make your bed, make your bed wrong, jump on your bed, sleep on your bed, eat crackers in your bed, have emotions literally anywhere?
Nothing.
Nothing happens.
No one is mad.
No one can hurt you, and if they do there are laws saying they can’t and that it’s an actual crime with legal consequences.
All there are are outcomes and different paths and different problems and different situations and you just bumble your way forward into dealing with those and that’s it. That’s the whole thing. It’s not the wrong choice, having problems isn’t indicative of your inherent badness or inadequacy or lack of applying yourself. It’s just life, and it’s happening to literally everyone.
I’m not even kidding.
You just do stuff and nothing bad happens. Walk around existing? Nothing bad will happen. Wild.
You can cry. In public. And the most likely outcome is not that you will get taken away to receive the beating of your lifetime, it is that people will mostly ignore you and some will be kinder to you. 🤯
On Saturday I got pulled over because it turned out I'd been driving on expired tags for a year and hadn't even noticed.
I got told to "take care of it soon please" and let go with a warning. Today I went to the DMV and paid a $5 late fee along with the 2-year fee for registration, got new plates and stickers and that was that.
A year late. No big deal. No one was shocked or appalled. It was just a thing that happened and then I took care of it. No biggie.
Turns out, people expect you to make mistakes because they're people and they make them too. More often than not, you can just fix them and move on.
Thank you for this lovely positive post!
I need to remember this 😚
Guys, even the “big stuff” is fixable.
Do you know what happens if you forget to file your income taxes one year (look, I was still drinking pretty heavily, I forgot a lot of things that year)?
Literally nothing, the IRS has a little section on their site that reads “did you forget to file? Just file within 3 years to avoid any fines.”
People mess up. We make mistakes. There is almost always a mechanism to fix them.
It’s going to be ok.
let me be perfectly clear
oh, i see
I appreciate your transparency
I do enjoy your clearness
Fish
Fish
bare essentals
He’s a minamilist
Where’s all his inside stuff
Didn’t need it
I don't know about you guys but I want face tattoos now😇🤗