What am I doing?

I apologize in advance

[moleshow]

[kalina-c]

fuck em up gang

[theconcealedweapon]

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Tax the rich. Abolish Citizens United. Recognize the class war. Respect all labor.

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]

[bougiebutchbinch]

ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

"Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

(spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

[okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

[another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

[honeyhobbs]

Keep banging out tunes little buddy!!

[honeyhobbs]

Keep banging out tunes little buddy!!

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

We all making grandpa cry btw

[batty-bun]

I'm sorry grandpa that they're doing this

[tref0il]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[protokirby]

This counts before a period too because I'll suddenly have a big sad out of nowhere before the thing starts even though I got out of chronic crippling depression a few years ago and I'll start panicking every time "is it back???" but then a few days later the bleeding starts and then I'm like "oh"

[politijohn]

Source

Source

[tzikeh]

...*sigh*

*taps mic*

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[liberalsarecool]

This is conservatism writ large: racist white men can do no wrong, honest black men can do no right.

Look at First Felon: he built his political career on birtherism. Always promising a smoking gun and delivering nothing.

[moniquill]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

She's also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.

There's no "agree to disagree" with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her "I agree with you Joanne" whether you like it or not.