My favourite anime is Cory in the House

Micah (M-eye-cah)

[ohfuckohfuckthelavalampbroke]

[5weekdays]

the noble cheesesteak was invented in seventeen seventy eight when benjamin franklin ordered his cheeseburger "vagina style"

[logray]

THE SHINING (1980) HANNIBAL (2013-15) THE SUBSTANCE (2024)

[satelliteduster]

FOUND IT (credit to @basicjesse)

[ruinedchildhood]

The Powerpuff Girls (1998-2005)

[redpandarascal]

was looking at a timeline of Michigan gay history

HOLY FUCK

[terminal-burrowing-deactivated2]

Drives my gay little truck that makes you upset

[horsejuice]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

[kiralamouse]

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valakiir]

[buffysummers]

Daphne Blake + outfits [requested by Anonymous]

[nebulaaaaaa]

Evil lich:

Enter my evil tomb! It is the root of fear! The the orgin of terror! The home of phobia!

Hero:

Okay you CANNOT call it that

[sovereign-skyy]

Evil lich:

I can do whatever I want Richard, you're just scared of change! A... metamorphobe? No, a transphobe!

Hero:

You're just doing this on purpose now

[nebulaaaaaa]

Evil lich:

With this power I will be able to destroy the God Xenog and take his place. I call it... XenogEnder!

Hero:

I'm never going on an adventure again

[sovereign-skyy]

Evil lich:

You've decimated my Home of Phobia. No matter; I still have my research base. It is named after its lead scientist, Alexander Wight, who rescued me from the lava pits after the last time you defeated me.

It is my Wight Saviour Complex!

Hero:

Surely. You must know.

Henchman:

I've been trying to tell him!

[nebulaaaaaa]

Evil Lich:

Well, you may of defeated my armies! But you will not survive my ultimate laser spell! I cast

RAY-SCHISM

Hero:

I refuse to die by the fucking racism beam thanks

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

evil lich:

with my ascent to power, i shall form a new religion based on the brother of cain! i shall call it...

ABELISM!

hero:

listen man, we need to have a talk about your naming habits

[boombnuy]

[albertweskerofficial]

Deeply fucked up that this game (real life) forces you to play a crafting mini-game (cooking) every time you want to replenish your stamina bar.

You can skip the crafting game by using a pre-made consumable if you have them on hand, but high level players will constantly nag you about it and tell you that it damages your character's stats in the long run.

[copperbadge]

Way worse is that you have an unskippable cut scene after the crafting mini game, every time, called "doing the dishes." You can avoid it for a while by exiting the kitchen but the longer you wait the longer the cutscene is.

[ethanrayne]

Also depending on your character build, the consumable may give you a debuff, but none of the options in the character creator tell you you'll get debuffs. Apparently it's a hidden trait? I mean, I definitely didn't pick lactose intolerance when I started!

[whatnownotagain]

Cleber Souza

OF @bearwoofbr

Cleber Souza

[bigfurtime]

FUCK

[masculinejoe]

[bigfurtime]

Fuck

[junpr]

[skunkoon]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

[salamencerobot]

...how???

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Well you see. The ingredience for wine are:

-yeast

-sugar

-time

And it turns out the yeast aren't really that picky about what kind of sugar you give them, as long as there's enough of it

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Peepswine moodboard

It ended up tasting kinda like a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

The 100% true and honest answer is someone said the phrase "fermented peeps" around me at exactly the right time and I went "ohhh that's a sin I simply must commit"

[im-a-sucker-for-hairy-daddies]

😋😋😋