trashking

loïe ~ 20 ~ they/them

[sassandgrass-blog-blog]

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

[babyanimalgifs]

I’m so happy after watching this

[lustik]

Yuta Segawa Ceramics.

[skinsandotherthings]

[melodiousjustice]

[dinuguan]

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

my thought process was just “kit kitterage (the American Girl Doll) is gay” which is true but that shifted rapidly towards “kit kitterage is a gay journalist who will be in her prime during the height of mccarthyism” and then “😨”

[fabulousairpirate]

listen kit would celebrate being blacklisted with a glass a bourbon and a nice night with her actress girlfriend Ruthie Smithens

[shiny-shock-deactivated20190217]

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

[mooonnfairy]

Perfect day 🌸✨

[amortizing]

[praial]

[tropicri]

[myloveholtzy]

Kate McKinnon: professional chameleon

[sappharah]

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

[scornfluke-archive]

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class