Hurry up Tesla, colonise my pants!
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@hauntedgwen
Hurry up Tesla, colonise my pants!
Do you guys know that Ebay will literally bend you over and SA you? Really normally i love sex but this is ridiculous. I sold something for like 600 right, they highway robbed my ass for 78 bucks. Daaamn that’s alot fam when you don’t have it, like ouch. Moral of the story don’t get near Ebay, she real handsy.
Not me sittin here laughing my damn face off while everyone and they haunted ass grandma clutching their pearls over Sam Smith and Kim Petras performance at the Grammy’s…. Like seriously? The world is going to hell, and y’all worried about a tasteful ass performance. It was dancers and makeup yall.
I’m itchin ya know? Not in that i got crabs sorta way but damn I’m needing to go ta pound town and I’m feeling kinda haunted. She saying let’s go but her eyes sayin “I’m tired as shit can we do this later?” What exactly is later, friends well idk. She’s a beautiful woman and I’m lucky but I’m feeling under blessed lately in freak dept. Ya heard?
quick someone colonize britain while they're weak
I got down with a
Blank eyed saint
In the semi-permanence
Of his vastness
We stared at
Our toes
Threatening to shoot
Them off with unkempt
Hands
And shakier sins
We watch ourselves
Do it over and over again
Breathe into the blackness
In line with our child like thighs
We talked about
Boys as the night wore on
But then i noticed i wanted to
Peel off my skin
I gave her my ghost
So she could blow off the host
Far from the trapping place
Of our sadness
I’m a boy on Wednesdays and Sundays. On the other days I am a banana.
Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot
So I posted yestaday. It was a spicy post like most ma posts. I guess i was mistaken. See it was ma post, I was the Op, figured I have DID so I’ll post the DID tag, guess not. I learned somethin. I guess ma girl didn’t think to warn me cause she aint anticipate i was that stupid, but yes, ya boy is that stupid;)
it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?
who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man
i set my discord status to slutty little candy man because of this ask and i was just on a call with some group project members and someone was like "hey before we keep going what the fuck is up with that status?"
It me, I am the slutiest little Candyman to ever slut
HES SO CUTE GIVE ME HUGS
Why indeed?
Yo she came wit that ass tho. Gotta watch that bootie bounce ya know where ya boy gonna be tonight!
Schizophreniform: For when it’s not full blown Optimus Prime but it is a transformer.
What if having an active imagination actually negatively influences yo mental illnesses?
You: It’s crucial to have an active fantasy life
Also you: just not you Gwen!!
Me: looks down sadly, I know
So my wife y’all, i don think she ok. She’s claiming to be “Chalupa man” and rhyming everything with it. I’m gonna need help fa her.
She got mad when I tried to bite her.
why would you hide this in the tags