[howling-suggestions]

Hunted to the ends of the earth and persecuted on all sides, all I fucking wanted was to be safe but people like me don't get to be anything other than unwanted.

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[tall]

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[genderfluid-offical]

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

[angelicdazed]

my mind is in shambles

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[veryluckyclovers]

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[generaljenobi]