A Tower in the Mist

30+, she/her. Wizards are cool

[amiyayuri]

@hekihasa.bsky.social‬

[bagool-the-wizard]

Somebody ate a hole in the flour.

Any idea who it could be?

[awwww-cute]

[scarypage]

[somuchmorethanthis]

Queequeg got eaten by a crocodile. Sorry.

[multifariousmayhem]

me: why do i feel like i dont have the same amount of hours than everyone else?

therapist: because you dont

me: wh

therapist: the people you are comparing yourself to dont spend multiple hours a day managing chronic pain and fatigue

me:

[xgravityrosex]

*straight yuri joke*

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[technoturian]

Back in the day you couldn't just say "no cell signal" or cut the phone lines, you had to raid the victims' luggage and wardrobe for their paper and envelopes, their notes, their memoranda, and their letter of credit! Uphill, both ways!

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[victusinveritas]

[benvey4]

[catboybiologist]

My headcanon is that she got an elf neopussy from a medic while she was at the academy but every once in a while uses her flesh magic necromancy to whip it back out, much the same way as she reconstructed Marcille's body

[soballoonist]

does she need to be covered in blood to get her penis back?

[catboybiologist]

Physically? No. Erotically? Yes.

[dankxsinatra]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

[crtter]

You’ve heard of Chicago Quiznos Coyote Friday, now get ready for

Brazil Bakery Maned Wolf Monday

[elierlick]

Where can I get one for my cat? She must be protected from the French!