HOWDY THERE

I'm Molly. Assalamu alaikum.

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Edward Scissorhands, 1990.

[caidozodiac]

The Signs As Judge Judy Quotes

Aries: The only attitude I tolerate around here is my own! You speak, then I rule, and after that you shut up. Do you understand?

Taurus: I eat morons like you for breakfast. You’re going to be crying before this is over

Gemini: ‘Um’ is not an answer!

Cancer: Why are you here? (I’m here for pain and suffering) Yours or mine?

Leo: (Sorry I’m nervous) Well get un-nervous

Virgo: Beauty fades, dumb is forever

Libra: Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have you ever heard that, sir? Well, neither have I. I just made it up. I’m going to put it on coffee mugs

Scorpio: I love the truth. If you don’t tell me the truth you’re going to be eating your shoes

Sagittarius: I don’t care how the Word of God applies here. This is a courtroom, not a church, so don’t preach to me

Capricorn: On your BEST day you’re not as smart as I am on my WORST day

Aquarius: Don’t pee on my leg & tell me it’s raining

Pisces: I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can’t trick you

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me when i’m 86

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[polniaczek]

Jumanji (1995) dir. Joe Johnston

[thebootydiaries]

My friend: what’re you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

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not again

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‪A year changes you a lot. Think back to who you were last June. If you have been working hard and healing, celebrate your progress. The summer solstice is a reset point.‬

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[melanieexox]

Ghost Adventures | 16x05: Do you know my name?

[shrimp-bird]

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

[some-sapphic-shit]

me: *sees a girl*

lesbian me: damnnnnnn she’s so hot!!!!!

feminist me: woah man you shouldn’t objectify her like that she is more than just her looks

lesbian me: aw shit sorry dude what i meant to say was ‘damnnnnnn she looks like a wonderful person with many interesting hobbies and talents that i would love to spend an afternoon at a dog park with!!!!!’