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I knew I’d love this class from the first lecture. 

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My MP3 player is 10 years old and it’s still rocking out with 1 GB and 1 AAA battery. 

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Bad pizza

My roommate brought home a frozen pizza for us. It had cheeseburger toppings, with pickles. I hate pickles. Pickle pizza is preposterous. 

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Vash the Stampede from Trigun

Colored pencil and ink

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I forgot my pants, I forgot my car, and I forgot my car's pants are not excuses for being late to work. Now get back to work.

94.1 The Edge

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So my sister just declared she was starting a new diet consisting of only grapefruit, grapefruit juice, and tacos. Sounds solid to me. 

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So there’s this one class I just can’t stay awake for, no matter how hard I try. This is how I feel after class:

“They say I fell asleep so fast in Mrs. Miszcliuski’s class that my neck gave way completely. My head hit the desktop hard and either I stayed asleep or I was knocked so unconscious that I stayed asleep.” ~ Fire, Barbed Wire & Tacks by Jeff Hollobaugh

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“…A young man of eighteen is not in general so earnestly bent on being busy as to resist the solicitations of his friends to do nothing. I was therefore entered at Oxford and have been properly idle ever since.” Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen 

Translation: eighteen year olds are lazy and go to college to have fun and party

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So I was up north for the weekend where it is very rural and still very much winter. While I was driving home, I passed a cemetery where a lone man was digging a grave with a shovel during a wet snowfall.

Life in some parts of this country is very different from what I expect.

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Jyou (Joe) and Gomamon

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If the light is off, then it isn't on

“So Yesterday” by Hilary Duff

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Mopeds

My co-worker’s moped was recently stolen. The police said it was probably hot-wired because that brand is known to be easily hot-wired. I’m not sure if I’m more surprised that people can hit-wire mopeds or the fact that there are statistics about mopeds being hot-wired

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The President’s Eagle

My friend who is a veterinarian and does missionary work in Haiti told me the following story.

A group of Haitians caught an eagle (which they use as a food source) and they noticed a tracking band on the leg which read “Washington”. The captors came to the conclusion that the bald eagle must be the personal pet of the US president, thus they made a ransom demand to the US Embassy in Port-au-Prince. The embassy decided to save the eagle (which in truth was an osprey) and paid the ransom; however, the osprey later died due to poor treatment while in captivity.

This story summarizes American foreign policy.

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The average young-person-without-money freezer.

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Loke from Fairy Tail

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Friend: How did you fail Anatomy?

Me: I found The Vampire Dairies on Netflix right before finals weeks. 

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Denny’s

I’ve only been to a Denny’s restaurant 3 times:

The planned restaurant had a long wait, Denny’s was the closest

On Christmas Day and nothing else was open

The car got a flat tire and I pulled in the parking lot

You never plan to go to Denny’s... You just end up there.