Tap Water Connoisseur

I wear slightly big Cosby sweaters, slightly short khakis, and slightly too bright white tube socks.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Chinese Photographer Finds An Adorable Tortie Stray

She’s so tiny and cute!

Via Reddit

[hayekspectations]

@stickypicklehands

[hayekspectations]

Massages are neat but give me a TV under the face hole like a fancy dentist's. I'm a multitasker and want to catch up on Master of None

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

here it is, the most relatable onion article

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[hayekspectations]

@disneyfanfarron

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[avocadoatlife]

This is like when they donated to breast cancer research on big boobs videos I feel like one year they planted a bunch of trees idk Chaotic good?

[hayekspectations]

I did my gov thesis on state parallel insurgencies in developed countries, and I think pornhub is just a violent insurrection away from qualifying 

[snorelaks]

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

[micdotcom]

Sportscaster Dale Hansen defends student wrestler Mack Beggs and takes a stand against transphobia

[c-bassmeow]

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[hayekspectations]

@stickypicklehands

[thecutestofthecute]

[hayekspectations]

@stickypicklehands

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[12-g-deactivated20171009]

People in the notes are upset about “humanizing GWB” lmao

[girlbossjodiarias]

Important to note that he’s painting a series of portraits of veterans who were injured carrying out his orders in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of an art therapy program.

[dangered]

[hayekspectations]

@stickypicklehands

[sahtrn-deactivated20180502]

[hayekspectations]

@stickypicklehands

[tastefullyoffensive]

[marsixm]

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

“if you ask a frog about gender they’ll know what to say”

[averagefairy]

nick offerman being an outspoken feminist is so great because every trump loving ron swanson fan i know is so upset that their hero doesn’t hate women like they do

[intricatelogic]

Honestly this should be no surprise to them because Ron Swanson loves women. The greatest part of his character is that he’s the stereotypical manly man but his greatest values are honesty and respect. If you don’t know that Ron Swanson would be disappointed in you first for your involvement in politics and second for your support of Trump, we did not watch the same show.