[theharrydaily]

via billboard

[ruinedchildhood]

[igotaheartandsoul-deactivated20]

Via LGBTeens Magazine 🌈🌸

(Source: http://lgbteensmag.com/2017/04/13/harry-styles-shatters-gender-norms-with-the-announce-of-his-solo-album/)

[berniesrevolution]

[pangur-and-grim]

an incomplete list of PANGUR SINS:

sat on my mother’s lap & then bit her, curled up beside Marmaduke & then bit him, accepted a kiss from Grim & then slapped her, filled the house w sharp screams at 3am bc she fall asleep downstairs & work up Alone, bellowed for food & then continued bellowing bc the brand was unsatisfactory, bellowed for play & then continued bellowing bc her toy was boring, developed an overwhelming phobia toward her new toy  (it squeaks when you bite it), tore a hole in the couch & then hid inside for 3 hours to escape The New Toy, woke me up by licking my cheek repeatedly til it was raw & painful, woke me up by lying across my neck & cutting off my airflow, woke me up by starting a fight w Grim on my chest, woke me up by biting through the skin of my toes,

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sindri42]

High quality content.

[tiddiebaby-deactivated20210816]

black cats giving me high quality bleps is a big mood

[stickypicklehands]

@hayekspectations

[alriviera]

Pride and Prejudice Go

An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Rocky. He likes to sit with his arms next to his knees like this and he yells a lot. We love him!

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice 

[princesspeppers-deactivated2016]

Okay, but replace man with woman… Sounding a lil sexist. 

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

why stop there!! let’s replace man with gecko!! i HATE reptiles! 

[gecko-girl]

:(

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

awww. i don’t mean you gecko girl it’s okay i’m sorry 

[noodle-dragon]

A smol awoo

[emiliotheexplorer]

This reduced me to tears

[justluvme-deactivated20200524]

a #moment

[canadianslut]

and it’s better too

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[signofthegryles]

[stickypicklehands]

@laikacalmdown

[insomniac-arrest]

feeling when entering a store

walmart- paranoia

7/11- certainty

target- home

super target- your estranged aunt’s home

macy’s- smugness

Home Depot- loss

whole foods- the kale feeling

CVS- the all knowing eye of God

dunkin donuts- a lady yelling at me in a brooklyn accent

walgreens- grandpa’s firm hand shake

costco- endurance

[thursday]

[plasmalogical]

i would hit my brother in the face with a spinning heel kick for sixty bucks

[c3po]

person who made this doesn’t have siblings

[phunkydischarge]

Why is goofy here

[binches-deactivated20220521]

some people.?.?…? add goofy to memes??.?.?.. To cope?????

[surprisebitch]

i’d tell my brother im doing it for $1m and he’ll probably even volunteer to be punched to make it festive then i’ll tell him to do the same so we each get $1m

[officialjared19]