Hi

Who Cares///St. Louis "I just want you to be happy, even if that 'happy' no longer includes me." - Young Ira.

[im-diamonds-youre-dust]

[phasered]

every time i see a sitcom with white families and the teenager is just like ‘see you later mom im staying at a friends house tonight!’ and they walk out i just. if i wanted to stay over at a friend’s house i had to ask 17 months in advance after a 4-generation background check of my friend’s family, on a full moon during mercury retrograde preferably during the year of the dog after making a blood sacrifice and even then my odds were like 50/50

[isthislivingg]

Daily reminder: If they wanna talk to you, they will. If they wanna be with you, they will. If they wanna make things work, they will. Don’t let things be one sided. It’s not healthy, and it’s not fair to you.

[fvcked--waves]

This

[skrewsociety]

You don’t even know how much I needed this today lol

[goreknob-deactivated20230303]

if u were forced to get a tattoo of an emoji which one would you pick

[cockyhorror]

I’m the hoe 3OH!3 warned u not to trust

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[twentnyonepilots]

(ノ^_^)ノ

[c3rvida3]

I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.

Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[the-perks-of-eating-pussy]

You a hoe?

Yes. But a smart hoe. A strategic hoe.

[the-perks-of-eating-pussy]

how to make a girl really wet?

[almyro-deactivated20180408]

what a beautiful wedding what a beautiful wedding oh yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a lemon stealing whore

[animalsnaps]

Divorce is SO SCARY. I pray to God that the person I marry, I am happy & absolutely in love with for the rest of my life.

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[pomeranian2]

[hayestbh]

Person: *looks at me*

Me: they're looking at me because they found my tumblr blog and they've seen all my posts and well I guess it's time I deactivate my account it was nice expressing my demon but everything good must come to an end unfortunately

[okay]

The debate in my head everytime i wake up “get up and exercise’ “nah, go back to sleep”

[animalsnaps]

driving around at night with the person you love, windows down, music blasting is probably one of the best feelings ever

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