LOST IN UNICORNLAND

It's backwards. And honestly unicorns are great

[foxyconnie]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

teens gathering at the lake edge acting casual pretending to not be shoplifting water. we can see your buckets

[feministism]

[scummmx]

SAY IT AGAIN FOR FUCKIN EVERYBODY

[officialrung-deactivated2020010]

you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship

[curtains-of-beef]

“if your conversations are only ever performative affection” woah my bones grew more bones and shook 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[faggotgiftcard]

It’s been so long since I’ve seen this but it’s still so fucking funny

[krabby-kronicle]

[earnedmagic]

bless the people who make those youtube videos on how to do simple tasks and fix stuff. not for fame, not for money. just “here’s how to use wall spackle”, here’s how to clean and maintain a vacuum cleaner. having trouble with some assembly instructions? they’ve got you covered. no shame, no ‘just figure it out’. irl angels.

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

A Motherfucker Could Use A Kiss On The Lips

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

[ugly]

“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”

— (via itcuddles)

[tillerboomin]

When your parents leave you with your grandma

[fluffgawd]

Noooooo 😂

[pettywap]

not the inhaler though 😭😭

[super-shar]

Someone needa come get they mama and they son 😂😂😂😂

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOO I’m grandma

[passionjuicespot]

Oh my gosh

[deebott]

I’m the grandma

[zappavolta]

[swimmingpo0l-deactivated2017031]

if you remember this you survived a dark ass time

[thelovelytrixie]

DARK? Heh… this time was perfect.

I’ll have the Steven Universe fandom get the Crystal Gems to form Alexandrite so they can crush anyone who questions the SuperWhoLocks, Potterheads, and Fannibals…

[gaelic-galpal]

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

[squalos-vois]

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

[schwerdistheword-deactivated201]

I mean What’s the demon look like

[eevielearnsfrench]

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

[markedbyx]

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

[sickmessss]

My piece of shit brain: ur angry

Me: ok but why

My dumb ass crumbly dried out brain: idk but now ur crying lmao peace out sucka