Gay

I'm gay 23

[girlnephew]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

being on the internet

[hotniatheron]

this is how it feels to be childless and unmarried in work meetings btw:

[ripempezardexerox]

[curseworm]

ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

[junk-thunder]

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

[queerslurheritageposts]

Queer Slur Heritage Post

[atmeal012]

[littlewhispersmokesigns]

sow without reaping tutorial

can i sow without reaping

why am i reaping what i sow reddit

is it normal to reap what you sow

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

[ape-of-naples]

"Sniff." - The Restrained Sniffer

[ape-of-naples]

"Just one is plenty." - The Restrained Sniffer

[ape-of-naples]

"It would be terribly gauche of me to sniff any further." - The Restrained Sniffer

[ape-of-naples]

its so funny to me when ppl reblog this to their nsfw blogs bc they have a musk kink or whatever bc my mental image when i made this was of a nervous william wegman dog desperately trying not to commit a faux pas at a fancy party

[ape-of-naples]

like im genuinely happy for you if youre super into how your boyfriend smells but this post is about her

[riben-deactivated20230922]

If i was a girl with a tiktok lip gloss company i would make a grey one called gnat and its gnat flavored and gnat scented

[charl0ttan]

yeah i have an outside husband lol i know its unethical but he just loves exploring

[coldgoldlazarus]

[brunz]

carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life

[brunz]

Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

two roads diverged in a yellow wood

[mirakurutaimu]

masturbation: one crazy trick you can do with your dick and hands that Big Sex doesn't want you to know about

[hyliantomatoes]

ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[deadreckon-deactivated20230712]

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

[txttletale]

my sword hungers for gochujang and its a real pain to get the good stuff