throw me in a dumpster behind applebees when I die

henry- she/they - 23

[peachychip85000]

Theyre putting him down :(

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[phanerozoicfossilgardener]

As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this

[dogpuppy]

[triangleguy]

im always saying this

[avadaniels]

What does adventure mean to me? Everything!

Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! Episode 14 "Run-in with the Ruinous Queen"

[judgejudyofficial]

the word frotting sounds like it's something you should do with your friends in a meadow on a cool spring afternoon

[judgejudyofficial]

i am glad so many share my vision

[amygdalae]

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

[amygdalae]

this post had femcels telling me to kill myself

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's been 5 years.

[meanya]

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[kushblazer666]

[a-walking-dick-joke]

[dorothylarouge]

Shameful of the Oscars to out Daniel Craig live on television

[miiilowo]

something i keep experiencing