Hey there, killer.

Hollie | UK | Multi-fandom trash. Bookworm, clutz, and dog lover.

[rylandsgrace]

Project Hail Mary (2026) + Tumblr text posts

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[lenacraft]

March

[abstractandedgyname]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[prguitarman]

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

[i-wanna-be-cute]

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

[amongst-the-pines]

[kosmogrl]

[berrystumpytail]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[leothewerelion]

inshallah he will be drank

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[yb-cringe]

happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

[sparrowsocks]

Have a day

[yb-cringe]

have a day yeah

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[canonically47]

“there is no straight explanation for this” neither is there a gay one. there is however an aromantic one

[painsthegame]

whump is such a strange thing for me. ‘oh im having trouble shouldering the burdens of daily life, let me play scenes in my head of someone getting the shit kicked out of them (fictionally), that’ll make me feel better’ and it DOES

[darlingpoppet]

[ebookfriendly]

[hawkeyedflame]

touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

[hawkeyedflame]

this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i'm glad it's reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general