Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

[hazbinheard]

Sir Pentious: *stutters*

Angel: Oh shit, it's the remix! *starts beatboxing*

[hazbinheard]

*Fat Nuggets moves of his lap*

Angel: No! Why are you leaving? I was loving you!

Angel: Let me love you!!

[hazbinheard]

Vaggie: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Husk: *drinks the entire bottle*

Husk: It's perfume

[hazbinheard]

*If Husk acted like a cat*

Husk: *hisses at KeeKee as he goes past*

Vaggie: You're such a dick, look at the fuckin size of her

[hazbinheard]

Angel: Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Husk: Deaf so I don't have to hear your bullshit

Angel: You love seeing me that's why

Angel: I get it

[hazbinheard]

Husk: I'm trying to teach you how to be organised! Your mind is scattered!

Angel: Your mind is going to be scattered! Pentious, hand me the gun!!

[hazbinheard]

Charlie: I've got edge!

Husk: You're about as edgy as a satsuma

[hazbinheard]

Val: Velvette's right, Vox, you can't run around like a footless chicken!

Velvette: Headless chicken, Val.

Val: Uh no! How's a chicken supposed to run without a head?

Velvette: How does it run around without feet?

Val: I'M NOT THE CHICKEN VELVETTE, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS?!

[hazbinheard]

Charlie: How's it going?

Husk: I'm still alone, angry, in pain.

Husk: Can't wait to end it all. You?

[hazbinheard]

Alastor: There's no advantage to being nice and thoughtful and caring and having integrity.

Alastor: It's a disadvantage, if anything.

[hazbinheard]

Angel: Getting a little soft, Grandpa?

Husk: You know when you get a massage you sound like a Tijuana prostitute

[hazbinheard]

*texting*

Angel: call me in 5 say I gotta come get u

Cherri: level 1 or level 10 emergency?

Angel: level 10 get me outta here

Cherri: ok I'll even start crying put me on speaker

[hazbinheard]

Velvette: I will not hesitate to strangle you

Val: Can you even reach my neck?

[hazbinheard]

*texting*

Angel: *sends a picture of a blobfish*

Husk: I just woke up can u give me a min before u start being weird

[hazbinheard]

Cherri: What is wrong with us?

Angel: So much

Angel: But at least we're funny

[hazbinheard]

Angel: what's your address? I'm spending the night

Husk: 4351 Pasadena Ave

Angel: That's the animal shelter?

Husk: Yeah they take in strays. Not me, good night!

[hazbinheard]

*texting*

Cherri: I miss you :(

Sir Pentious: Check your porch

Cherri: There's nothing here lol

Sir Pentious: Oh my god I'm at the wrong house

Cherri: LMAO