Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

[hazbinheard]

Alastor: There's no advantage to being nice and thoughtful and caring and having integrity.

Alastor: It's a disadvantage, if anything.

[hazbinheard]

Angel: Getting a little soft, Grandpa?

Husk: You know when you get a massage you sound like a Tijuana prostitute

[hazbinheard]

*texting*

Angel: call me in 5 say I gotta come get u

Cherri: level 1 or level 10 emergency?

Angel: level 10 get me outta here

Cherri: ok I'll even start crying put me on speaker

[hazbinheard]

Velvette: I will not hesitate to strangle you

Val: Can you even reach my neck?

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*texting*

Angel: *sends a picture of a blobfish*

Husk: I just woke up can u give me a min before u start being weird

[hazbinheard]

Cherri: What is wrong with us?

Angel: So much

Angel: But at least we're funny

[hazbinheard]

Angel: what's your address? I'm spending the night

Husk: 4351 Pasadena Ave

Angel: That's the animal shelter?

Husk: Yeah they take in strays. Not me, good night!

[hazbinheard]

*texting*

Cherri: I miss you :(

Sir Pentious: Check your porch

Cherri: There's nothing here lol

Sir Pentious: Oh my god I'm at the wrong house

Cherri: LMAO

[hazbinheard]

*Texting*

Cherri: hey do u wanna meet up and beat the shit out of each other like the old days?

Sir Pentious: Sure

[hazbinheard]

Valentino: Guess what I'm about to get!

Vox: On my nerves?

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*Texting*

Angel: I'm in love

Angel: is this not the most attractive thing you've ever seen

Cherri: I can confirm he is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen

Angel: I fear I have a new obsession

Cherri: I fear you need to see a pyschiatrist

[hazbinheard]

Sir Pentious: Wait, you would take a bullet for me?

Cherri: I would do anything for you darling

Cherri: Except eat a mushroom, those things are fucking nasty

[hazbinheard]

*Texting*

Vox: What are we gonna do when we meet up?

Alastor: First of all

Vox: What

Alastor: I'm not coming

[hazbinheard]

Vox: What else are you good at? Other than making my life fucking miserable

Val: I can colour :)

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*Texting*

Angel: Where have you been?

Husk: Asleep

Angel: For 2 days??

Husk: yeah

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Husk: You know what I don't have to stand here and take this crap! *walks to Angel's door*

Angel: The hell do you think you're going?

Husk: Isn't sex after fighting kinda what we do now?!

Angel: Yeah, kinda, yeah...

[hazbinheard]

Random sinner: hey this isn't what I ordered, I didn't want spiced rum

Husk: *sarcastically* oh no, how did that happen, I'll just keep that under the bar in case anyone wants it later