hazeeeeey

no matter what happens

[i-am-a-fish]

*Eats blistering hot piece of lasagna with two hands like a hamburger*

[bpd-chimere]

Person: you’re only acting out for attention

Me: and don’t you forget it baby boy ;)

[oddbpd]

me: things are good now which means everything will always be good, forever

therapist, sweating nervously: you know thats not true right

me: haha yeah youre right

therapist: oh good because i-

me: if things are bad then they will ALSO be bad, forever

[makeyouleave]

bpd culture is knowing the words ‘frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment’ off by heart

[bpdqt]

person: i could never hate you. don’t be silly. don’t ever think that

me: thank you :)

me: *three hours later* wow i bet they sure do regret saying that now that they hate me

[oddbpd]

brain: theyre going to abandon you

me: NOT IF I DO IT FIRST

[inkskinned]

when you are not your favorite person’s favorite person it kind of feels like you’re constantly swallowing sand

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task

[still-theoptimist]

happy place

[d0gbl0g]

[powerburial]

What does noon to afternoon mean?

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

12:00-12:01

He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.

[freakishly-insanecupcakez]

its getting harder and harder and harder and harder for me to call you friend

The Front Bottoms - Cough It Out

[roachswallower]

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

[roachswallower]

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

[roachswallower]

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

[crimewave420]

“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[wordsnquotes]

…One day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.

J.D. Salinger,  Franny and Zooey (via wordsnquotes)

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you’re a straight person w/ gay friends, understand that while in your head you might be amusedly, condescendingly tolerant of us and our silly gay antics, the reality is we’re the ones tolerating you, and we hear everything you say about gay people loud and clear even if it isn’t directed at us

[boyvirgo]

[erickimberlinbowley]

[icedcoffeebee]

my depression: hey im back lol sorry ive been looking for a place to stay and you’re the only one who will take me in <3 

me, pausing my show: really? right now? you were just here yesterday get out