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The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

charlesoberonn

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

aphony-cree

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind

obaewankenope

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

adspexi

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over.

staysuffering

SAD GIRL SUMMER IS UPON US LADIES WHOS READY TO CRY WITH ME AUGUST 31ST AT 12:01 AM

axiomsend

“Netflix and Amazon are driving what I call “Concentration Creep” across the industry. Concentration creep means that consolidation in one part of an industry causes consolidation in other parts. Disney, for instance, is trying to mimic the company by launching what may be a below-cost streaming service. It also bought Fox’s media assets, so it can bulk up and gain market power. And Trump’s Antitrust chief, Makan Delrahim, is considering getting rid of the Paramount Consent Decrees, which might prompt Amazon or Netflix to simply buy a movie theater chain. It’s becoming increasingly clear that the only goal now in Hollywood is to become gain market power in distribution or must-have content production, and then use that monopoly power to reduce the quality of output and reduce the bargaining leverage of artists. Even the agents, who are supposed to represent artists, are getting into the vertical integration game. The net effect is higher prices, less paid to artists, a less creative industry, and ultimately, the death of the Hollywood ecosystem of storytelling. Such a dynamic isn’t just a problem in terms of a more arid artistic world, but is in fact a political and national security problem. We learn a lot from our movies and TV shows, including about politics and geo-politics. The U.S. military tends to subsidize movies that make them look good; with fewer producers of movies, such subsidies will have more impact, and perhaps make it less likely artists criticize the state or powerful corporations. But the free expression problem imports overt government censorship into America and the entire West.”

— The Slow Death of Hollywood (via jjustwantobehere)

jimmyhopper

#MEN AIN’T SH!T

lovesvampire

me watching renata wreck her shitty husband’s toys:

stevienick

Really wanna die and really need to put it down somewhere where my friends won’t see it

downwithneocolonialism

barbarianarchy-deactivated20200

putting big puncture holes (about the size of a penny) in the sidewall (as opposed to the tread) also makes most tires irreparable

valve stems can be replaced but sidewall holes can’t :) the more you know :)

deadbeatmaker

Mutant children: how come the professor lets you be here even though you’re magneto?

Magneto, having his morning cup of coffee at Xavier’s school after he and Charles made up for the 14th time:

pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

ahhthelegend

not you

clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040

Yo that’s a good ass point!!!

penny-anna

Boromir lives AU where instead of being around for the events of Two Towers and ROTK he just kind of shows up in Minas Tirith after the Ring is destroyed all bloody & bedraggled like ‘you GUYS i had to swim all the way back what the hELL’

penny-anna

Aragorn: *watching Boromir’s funeral boat drift away* you checked for a pulse right Legolas

Legolas, who definitely does not know how human pulses work: sure did!!