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Beck. 28. Financially stable father of eight Italian greyhounds.

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[fromsomeware]

[fifiibibii]

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

[lamignonette]

[umd]

what effect is this supposed to have on me

[guidancerune]

dose anyone want to smoke with me

[wewwo]

hi. your telephone is unplugged

[guidancerune]

then why can i hear you

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

i hear the cats freaking out at like 3 am so i go out into the living room and theyve got a couple of gnomes cornered one of them is definitely dead hes bleeding facedown all fucked up and the other one is holding the cats off with a little letter opened he's sweaty breathing all hard going all crazy in his little gnome language and im like oh fuck cats stop hey and the gnome looks at me and beyond the fear in his eyes i see rage pure indignation for his gods and then the heavier of my cats jumps him and yowls and the gnomes head slams into the hardwood floor so fucking loud and he cant even scream hes just gurgling and moaning and im trying to pull my cat off him and shes got her claws hooked in his chest and its like yeah typical monday

[sapphling]

your "harmless" outdoor catgirl just fucking killed and ate my subby birdboy

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Leopardy!

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

So? #girlboss

[minervose]

It was really fucked up, and the leopards seems worried that it might be next

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

hey man, really sorry i cant hang out today. yeah that project i was working on? where i uploaded boxxy’s brain to a supercomputer to create the world’s most powerful AI? yeah. yeah, instantly rampant. yeah. well hey have one for me Brother! haha

[memorycycle]

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[memorycycle]

alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

[aofi-humananimalgirlfeet]

here you go little buddy

[cozy2000]

Hey guys. What the hell is that

[godstiel]

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

[kotortwo]

dudes will literally be in public voice chats with push to talk turned off and start sniffling harder than a wild hog

[blackpyrefly]

not my fault if i smell a truffle when im gaming man