You're A Biiiiiig Nerd

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[despazito]

[busket]

omfg my post. I made this lmfao

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[dogpuppy]

[thesecretuncle]

Bear: dude I got the venue I wanted

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry what was that

oh okay

[hotvampireadjacent]

[s4mm4n]

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

[argumate]

you see you don’t get posts like this on twitter

[lastweekseyeliner]

every day at least once while on a walk i think to myself “it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour” and sometimes if i am alone i say it out loud

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[teaboot]

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

[ilynpilled]

happy yaoi day!

[cryptidfuckery]

Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

[holdoncallfailed]

hey don't cry. canon lesbian aunt fritzi, ok?

[crazy56u]

Close, actually.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[cilantrhoes]

[theehorsepusssy]

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Trisonic out here taking a bold stance on the existence of free will and a deterministic universe. Calvinists DO NOT INTERACT

[dogpuppy]

[jimbles-archive]

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[json-derulo]

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