Fear Tactics

Sue Sylvester: World Champion Cheerleading Coach, Top-Rated Educator, Holder of an Online Doctorate, and Ex-Senator to Ohio. Some say, "Sue, what are you doing, returning to the crux of evil that is High School Education?" They think I'm a bit cracked. But I say nay. I am here to uproot the disease that is adolescence like it were a rotten tooth in the mouth of Willy Wonka himself. If you're not crying I'm doing it wrong.

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~Pausing Game||Glee Club

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Singing, dancing, rapping, etc something that I don’t take notice of. I like to dance in front of my mirror alone, with the doors and windows closed and locked, no interruptions and no one to judge my skills.

As I watched New Directions yesterday singing from a musical I can’t remember or care about, I noticed that it was all very show tune-y. Not saying I hated it.

But, the talk of another Glee Club has me interested. It is probable I might sit on their meeting - if that is alright. New Directions couldn’t persuade me, maybe The Vibration Party can change my mind.

Hey, kid.  After seeing your conflicted post, Sue Sylvester decided she could sit idle no longer.  I would like to extend to you a formal invitation to sit in and watch the first meeting of the Vibration Party this coming Monday.  It's a fledgling club, so there is equal opportunity for all. 

Also, I am glad to see you were born with working legs.  I was afraid your father's condition was genetic, and was sure they should have him sterilized because of it.  But it seems he did well for himself.

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Today's Cheerio's practice was a disgrace

I'm beginning to think these girls are afraid of success. 

If I can take showers despite my swimmer's ear, then my Cheerios should be able to perform with sprained ankles.

Reinstating the Sue Sylvester Crash Diet.

. . . Against failure.

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Plans

I see there was some commotion yesterday.  But as they say in show business: bad press is good news.  The Vibration Party will continue as planned.  The first meeting will be held next Monday. 

I don't like slackers, so don't be late.

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Coach, I'm going to start dating that Prancing Pierce-Lopez. I thought I should just inform you.

Prancing?  Daughter, I thought I told you.  We only hunt deer.  Anything more is a punishable by law.

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Coach Sylvester, whom I admire for her power to drive fear into the hearts of many, I would be honored if you let me join your Vibration Party.

It's not my party.  It's a party for the children.

Eugh.  You're in.  But only because I see myself in your evil-laced eyes.

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Update #3

Join the Vibration

OOC~ I'm running out of fonts!

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch with Good Vibrations

The man was more than the large meat he held in his pants.  He delivered a message.

Join the Vibration Party.

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Update #2

Join the Vibration.

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The List Of Champions

Would you care to join them?

OOC~ Apparently, Slare is actually joining. Just clarifying.

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Attention All Musicians: Who Wants Some Spotlight?

Attention All Musicians :

Or those fooled into thinking you could call yourself one. 

The Sylvesters have decided to broaden their horizons.  Though I once advocated fiercely against the arts, I have turned a new leaf.  The issue at William McKinley is not the Glee Club.  Art should be embraced.  The real problem is that it is embraced poorly.

I remember the days when I could drench the halls of McKinley with the sweat of fearful teenagers, then turn Will Schuester's sponge head upside down and wipe his sorry Glee-Clubbing head on the floor. Glee Club, though a club of losers, actually posed real irritation with me.  But not this new Glee Club.  They have forsaken their art.

With art, you need to poach a bear.  Then take it's meaty arms and clean them out.  Slip them over your speckle-haired, spindly arms and give art a big, bloody, bear hug. 

My daughter, Courtney, and I recognize the lack of bear-hugging (and poaching) know-how at this school and we forgive you.  We've even decided to give you lessons.

So, starting tomorrow, WMHS will have a second active Glee Club.  With relevant assignments, democratic systems inspired by sweet old America, and consistent schedules.  Essentially, it will be the Glee Club of champions.

Write your name on the line and sign up for THE VIBRATION PARTY*. (Name is open to change; votes for a new name will be held at the first meeting next Monday)

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I know half of you are wondering why I'm not dead yet.

Since I'm so old.  Sorry to disappoint you all.

But the bigger disappointment here is that fact that half of you are still alive.  I was expecting most of you to have destroyed yourselves by now, especially given your general lack of competence.

I guess a lady can only dream.

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I'll be damned if the title 'Vibration Party' is deemed inappropriate.

It's kinder than the other group's insistence on molesting our ears. >(

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;)

This should explain my absence.

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Well, I'm glad all you teens enjoyed another opportunity to form a sex riot.  But now that that orgy you call a dance is over, I would like to turn all of your attention to what Sue Sylvester calls a real party:

Lindy-hopping.

Just sit on that for a little bit.  Let it stew.

Coach Sylvester is going to find a way to bring real talent back to this school. 

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It has begun.

And for those of you wondering, I am playing 'Ride pf the Valkyries' in my head. 

Dududududunuuuuuh.

Time to put on my boxing gloves.

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McKinley High should invest in a photography club.

Spending more money on the arts may be a waste, but there is also a ridiculous amount of children wasting time by taking too many pictures of themselves and other useless things. You may as well make them seem productive.

Wasting money or wasting time and brain cells. You tell me what the bigger crime is.

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Just a little something Sue Sylvester is working on. 

Hold on to your polyester track suits, this is going to get real.