[previously madofaka]

HELLO ENJOY MY SHITTY BLOG

[kalyug]

im doing the kubrik stare at your cinephile bf everytime i see him on the street

[783-remade]

8 ADHD SYMPTOMS THAT NO ONE TOLD YOU ABOUT!!!

huge boobs

i mean some serious honkers 

a real set of badonkers 

packin some dobonhonkeros

massive dohoonkabhankoloos

big ol’ tonhongerekoogers

even bigger bonkhonagahoogs 

humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

[acapelladitty]

[kinuko]

Uhm I saw you use the term tits, that is very outdated and offensive. Can you use big mommy milkers in the future instead? Thank you!

[lupinsuniverse]

love my 2 gay dads

[porterr-robinson]

[jade-sutures]

Defense against a guy in a chair

[selflovewarrior]

you’re allowed to settle for a calm life, despite people on social media making it seem like you should do all these adventurous things. you don’t have to travel far and wide in order to be happy. you don’t have to have an amazing career in order to be proud of who you are and your life. live your life the way you want to, calm lives are good. a calm life is what i’m aiming for.

[kipplekipple]

The same goes for your job, too. You don’t have to have enormous goals, you don’t have to be dedicated to a career. And for relationships! You don’t have to get married to be valid, or even be in a relationship, or have sex. Your job is to live your life, and to make that life as satisfying to you as you can.

[vampires-and-witches]

[iapislazuli]

aang going into the avatar state

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

whoa bro you’ve never been to a corn maze before? well you have to hold my hand the whole time bro it’s like a rule. really weird I know but like I think we should follow it bro

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

im a guy, i have a mullet, im not butch, its just hair. i fully support everyone in the lgbt community

thank you for sharing your story.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mukuharakazui]

i saw the velmas in front of my store yesterday!! at first i saw 1 velma and thought “aww, a friend group is dressed as the mystery gang” until an entire pack of velmas following and absolutely lost it.

[zordonmlw7]

I think we ALL deserve to see this

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

*moves objects with my mind via my hands and arms*

[justcatposts]

Pawttery 

(via)

[sawasawako-archived]

thinking about how orpheus turning to look back at eurydice isn’t a sign of mortal frailness but a sign of love

[meduseld]

“Eurydice, dying now a second time, uttered no complaint against her husband. What was there to complain of, but that she had been loved?” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses

[dean-winchesters-clit]

This is true no matter the version you're reading.

1. Eurydice trips and Orpheus turns to help her because he loves her.

2. Orpheus cannot hear Eurydice behind him, and fearing that he's been tricked, turns to make sure she's there.

3. Orpheus makes it out of the Underworld, and so full of love and excitement to be with Eurydice, turns to embrace her, forgetting that they both need to be out of the Underworld.

No matter what happens in the story, Orpheus loses Eurydice because his love for her compels him to look.

[ampervadasz]

[sukkaritari]

little sir knight…………………………..