ONE MORE TIME! @hcmmertime - Tumblr Blog

You mess with the ham, you get the hammer!!

IND. PRIV. & SEL. SPIDER-HAM of the Spider-Verse movies; as hogged by Pluto. Crossover, AU and duplicate friendly.

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❝ Friend...? ❞

❝ I'm in the wrong franchise to be the Riddler, but now I'm wonderin'... Does she know? ❞

#▸ in character #novaragno #▸ connections; minak000 #hammie vc I thought everyone already found out we were dating

novaragno

❝ do you promise ?! ❞

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❝ yeah 🐷 :) ❞

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❝ omgggg ur gonna hate meeeee... ❞

#▸ in character #▸ dash commentaries #novaragno #omg guys you're never going to believe what happened when he went up the water spout again

novaragno

❝ do you promise ?! ❞

hcmmertime

❝ yeah 🐷 :) ❞

#▸ in character #▸ dash commentaries #novaragno

novaragno

❝ PETER DON'T GO UP THE WATER SPOUT AGAIN ‼️ the rain's gonna come and wash you out !! ❞

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❝ i won't ❞👍

He says, already moving towards the water spout again.

#▸ in character #▸ dash commentaries #novaragno

now begins the game of 'how many stupid animal wordplays can pluto fit into a single response'

#▸ out of character

@1mpulsee asked: ❝ meep meep !! ❞ and in a comically large zip of lightning, Bart appears next to Peter and scoops him into a tight enough hug to make a SQUEAKY noise . ❝ hihihi !! DC put my comic run in development hell - again - so I thought I’d pay you a visit to CATCH UP !! now, let me in on the trouble you’ve been causing, and I’ll tell you about mine ! ❞ and he gives his friend a big smile .

❝ Roadrunner! ❞

Hey, hey! Talk about crossover of the century: a Marvel and DC interaction; something that'll never happen in today's capitalistic hellscape of ripping fan favourites out of their source material and into the hands of the highest bidder. Savour the moment while you can, kids, 'cause you're never getting this on the big screen!

Peter hugs back, of course, wrapping his arms around Bart so many times that they somehow manage to tangle into each other.

❝ Wait 'til you hear about what's been happening down in Hamhattan! The Mayor made a real pig's ear of the situation, and the whole things woulda gone porkbelly up were it not for yours truly! ❞

#▸ answered #▸ in character #▸ connections; 1mpulsee

❝ Don't tell me-- you want it back? ❞

#▸ in character #▸ dash commentaries #novaragno

hammie would eat someone's food out of the spider society communal fridge and morph into the shape of it. sitting there like this

#▸ minor headcanons #someone: did you eat my sandwich #hammie; suspiciously sandwich shaped: you know; back where I come from; ya need evidence before throwing out accusations 🙄

introducing a brand new rp blog for PETER PORKER / SPIDER-HAM, by pluto. I'm not making a full on promo right now, so this little text one will have to suffice for the time being

⟳ or ♡ if interested, and let's get this multidimensional ball rolling!

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