Ask Keith!

Original Blog: AskDatKeith, circa. 2012. Welcome back, boys.

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Daddio

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JustKeith DLC when?

OH MY GOD

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Sooo.... did you manage to impregnate Dave already? He'd be a cute mom I think.

As much as I’d like to, Dave is, in fact, a man. He doesn’t exactly have the parts needed to make a baby.

We got a long road ahead of us where kids are concerned.

It’s…

it’s kind of a sore spot right now.

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(I’m never making another animatic again!!!!!!)

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Can’t the world slow down for a minute?

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*stares intently* O-O

W-what do ya want.

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Do you have any new hobbies?

I really ain’t much of a gamin’ kinda person, but Dave wanted a Nintendo Switch so I’ve been tryin’ it out. I ain’t too good yet, but I’m learnin’… and I guess it’s sorta fun.

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We played Monster Prom literally all weekend!!! And we’re already all attached to certain monster Player Characters x”D

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Welcome to the danger zone Step into the fantasy You are not invited to the other side of sanity

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Not a sponsored post.

I just have a new appreciation for fancy coffee.

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Lazy Saturday.

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It’s called

F R I E N D S H I P

look it up.

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So we've all heard some great Keith stories, but do you have a really good Dave story?

This one time, when we was about twelve years old or so, we went on this campin’ trip at a site not too far off from town. It was just Dave, El and me. We were up real late, tellin’ spooky stories and the like, and we started hearin’ noises. El and I wanted to investigate and find some ghosts or some shit, and of course Dave was whinin’ and sayin’ he didn’t want to. So then suddenly we hear a dog howl, Dave groans, I look over at him and he’s actually pissed his pa–

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This is why we shouldn’t play board games together.

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What is the best meal you've ever eaten?

Honestly, anything Dave makes! He’s an AMAZIN’ cook!

My favorite staple is double-fried chicken, a big heapin’ pile a’ mashed potatoes, and some fresh collared greens! He cooks it better’n Ma does!

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whats the most unusual tan lines you've ever had?

I was a dumbass teenager, and well… It was the first and last time I ever worked outside with a shirt on. I tan well… a lil’ too well…

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Does Keith is confused