jungle

--- hate that i treated like its a w h a t e v e r thing, trust me boy, this shit is e v e r y t h i n g to me

[wolfiecindyxo]

[hctlinebling]

optacity:

landon: this one girl tried to kiss me landon: she says hi tho landon: she’s cute but ur cuter

kenna: tell her to stay awa Y kenna: or she's gonna catch these hands

[place0fperfecti0n]

I could drink my body weight in vodka and surround myself with the prettiest of girls, but not even that could wash the taste of you out of my mouth and not one of them could compare to what I saw in you.

(via place0fperfecti0n)

[champagnepcpi-blog]

snapchat→ friend girl [diamond emoji]

[champagnepcpi-blog]

wilson: yes !!! i do all of my fucking work like a good seed wilson: i just found out if i take all ap classes next semester and next year, i could graduate in 2016 with my masters and this shit happens wilson: fuck, i miss you. wilson: ok well the chances of one catching ebola in brenda were zero to none wilson: she was my favorite gift to me from me wilson: i think i’m just gonna settle with a gently used lexus until i graduate.. or get another bentley and walk to school wilson: “cam” wilson: why you still talkin to him anyway?

[hctlinebling]

kenna: look at you go my boyfriend the scholar kenna: i mean friend boy working out to be just like his professor in his prime what a gem kenna: cheer up babe i'm gonna save up and get you a brenda 2.0 it might take a few decades but i'm gonna do it kenna: when can i see you kenna: debatable depending on who you give rides kenna: a gently used lexus that seems like a viable option and i don't think the bentley-walking idea is one of your best kenna: definitely falls behind taking shrooms before prom kenna: he hit me up a few times and i felt bad ignoring him when he was just trying to be a nice guy kenna: after he told me about his little problem the ignoring part kind of came naturally

[champagnepcpi-blog]

snapchat→ friend girl [diamond emoji]

[champagnepcpi-blog]

wilson: i don’t fucking know.. and neither do the police. they’re still trying to get the tags from the security tapes or whatever i don’t fuckin know wilson: i’ve smoked so much in one day i’m prolly gonna be shitting smoke tbh wilson: like someone is really going to pull over a jeep !!! wilson: you’re going to have to wait until we get home.  there’s too many germs in a fucking taxi

[hctlinebling]

kenna: holy shit well where did this happen?? on campus?? kenna: hahaha i just snorted i miss you kenna: listen don't underestimate the capabilities of the jeep alright kenna: right because brenda was so squeak clean kenna: sorry that was insensitive of me i will not speak ill of the deceased kenna: cheer up baby i hear that fuckboy life guard from new mexico got crabs so be glad that's not you 

[sexpansion-deactivated20201116]

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

[champagnepcpi-blog]

snapchat→ friend girl [diamond emoji]

wilson: literally been laying in bed all fucking day being emo as fuck wilson: because some bummy asshole totaled Brenda and now i’m fucking /heartbroken/ wilson: if i buy you a plane ticket how fast can you get to the airport ???

[hctlinebling]

kenna: what the fuck who and are they still alive???? i'm so sorry i know she was your baby:( kenna: stop being emo get out there eat a burrito smoke a blunt fuck a bitch kenna: if i break all driving laws and risk getting arrested on my way to the airport probably like 20 minutes kenna: and when i land i would like you to do what i am demonstrating in my snapchat

[baby-virgin]

[sparks-novels]

[hctlinebling]

snapchat: we dem boyz

[champagnepcpi-blog]

wilson: i’m more interested hearing more about your shit than talking about my shit wilson: nAH not really !!! wilson: not everything ?!? you teach me something new like everytime we talk ??? and i’m not gonna correct you on shit i don’t know so you safe

[hctlinebling]

kenna: my shit is literally boring and dry as hell but here it goes kenna: that guy from our old high school goes to ucsb and won't stop hitting me up i swear i need a restraining order he won't leave me alone and this morning i pulled into the lot and he was sitting in his car waiting for me kenna: my stat teacher is a pregnant little bitch and grades papers half asleep because she can't sleep a full 8 hours at night or something and she gives me either an a or a d there is no in between kenna: my mom is always out and my dad is never home so it's just me myself and i chilling in the house and i swear to god i think i hear shit in the house but maybe it's just me being paranoid kenna: all in all i think i would be a lot happier if you were back here but i know you're happy there and you sound like you're having so much fun at uni and ucsb is fun as fuck with all the parties and stuff but it's a little lacking in the education department kenna: uh that is a straight up lie because i don't have anything to teach you you are like my professor kenna: i learn more from you than in any of my classes... sad truth

[incursu]

If your muse isn't just hunting for the Dick and Vagina, please reblog

I’m sick of getting dropped or ignored by some blogs just because my muse isn’t jumping and crawling all over them. there are things called enemies/platonic or just friends or whatever…. and i’m annoyed…so if you could just reblog this so that I can have a bit of reassurance about this..it’d be very appreciated

[femmesxfatales-deactivated20150]

//friendships, enemies, platonic, idolisation, awkward one sided adoration…. Anything in between. Yup.//

[davidbyrne-deactivated20220111]

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

[ruinedchildhood]

Me.

[tl-hoechlin]

[drunktextings-deactivated201502]

[hctlinebling]

snapchat: we dem boyz

[milesgardner-blog]

andrey: you’ve been a basic bitch andrey: it’s not hard to see that u have a nice unibrow coming in!!! andrey: but yeah you look good andrey: lana del suck my ass andrey: that’s probably the only current “trend” or whatever that i know of

[hctlinebling]

kenna: you're right this is old ass news kenna: UNIBROW BOI I BARELY GOT BROWS TO BEGIN WITH kenna: that is the most accurate thing you have said all day kenna: wow a+ 1 hundred that is beautiful you still have a fucking lot to learn kenna: where u at doe?

[archiived-blog]

when ur muse is just so in love with another muse that it’s ridiculous