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shegayonmygirl

#my fucking girl #I love and adore her #I love onimai

princess-of-phyresis

Look. I'm fucking SORRY I slipped while giving you the talonjob I'm sure they can sew it back on stop being such a fucking crybaby

amygdalae

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

amygdalae

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

#tbh dogs are really fucking loud #i could not live with constantly loud annoying thing #also cats are just better at small space living

fuck-customers

magnetictapedatastorage

The Eightfold AI lawsuit exposed what happens when companies treat employment decisions like ad targeting — and why the fix requires enginee

a bit more context

therustyskull

Curious now as to if my applications last year were filtered through this system. Some companies (like Adobe, Oracle, etc) should have jumped at my experience in lifecycle management but I either heard nothing at all or a form rejection weeks after applying.

hellisratherpleasant

found this on the Savary Island Encyclopedia

transgenderer

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

transgenderer

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

anchovy

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

anchovy

I’m so fucked

butterflyfemmme-deactivated2025

being loved properly for the first time will have you saying dumb shit like “thank you for respecting my boundaries” “thank you for listening when I talk” omg. 🫣

pattern-recognition

was looking at furniture i can’t afford on fb market and found what is definitely the most yonic cabinet i’ve ever seen

is-the-fox-video-cute

Imagine being so braindead that you think the UK being one of the most nature-depleted countries in the world is a good thing 🤡

the-perfect-wagnerite-again

wtf are you talking about, they didn't "deplete" the nature of their country, they cultivated their wilderness over centuries into some of the most idyllic pastoral landscapes in the entire world. And they did such a good job of it that the phrase "English countryside" is now synonymous with beauty and serenity and peacefulness. They didn't destroy their country's nature, they became its caretaker, they're right to be proud of it. All you're doing is pretending that the only kind of nature that should count is whatever is completely untouched by human hands.

is-the-fox-video-cute

The UK is literally ranked in the bottom 10% of most nature-depleted countries in the world. The 2023 State of Nature report shows just how dire the situation is. A third of UK bird species have declined since the 1990s, 97% of the UK's wildflower meadows have been lost since the 1930s, raw sewage is constantly being pumped into our rivers and seas with agricultural slurry also causing massive damage to rivers, three quarters of Britain's hedgehogs have been lost in the past 20 years and UK butterfly numbers are at their lowest ever, a sign of impending ecosystem collapse. Plus people in Britain are the most disconnected from nature in Europe.

Not to mention over populated deer destroying what little is left due to a lack of predators, 60 million non-native birds released for sport shooting every year, plus huge amounts of wildlife crime, including large numbers of birds of prey being shot/poisoned.

There is nothing beautiful about a sterile, ecologically damaged landscape that contains nothing but sheep and deer. Don't comment on something you clearly know nothing about. I live in England. I can see first hand just how dire the situation is.

graaaaceeliz

REBLOG TO ADD WE ARE NOW IN THE

BOTTOM 5%.

:)

rambrandt-the-painter

My day gecko...

This is me *points*

rambrandt-the-painter

I think she can sticking to smooth surfaces

theonion

What To Know About Cyclosporiasis

Cases of cyclosporiasis, a parasitic infection that can cause “explosive diarrhea,” have been reported in at least 34 states. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the illness.

diseases-for-center-control

No need to worry your pretty little head about things like "the number of cases" or "lab testing" 😇 Now sit down and eat your lettuce 😋🥬

needyandannoying

i love when someone looks like they’d never be into the things they’re into. like you’d never guess the person who makes your coffee every morning at starbucks is into petplay but they’re spending their hard earned barista money on a tail plug.