[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[rubysapphrald]

yo mr white am i more than you bargained for yet. bitch

[rubysapphrald]

jesse i’m wishing to be the friction in his jeans jesse

[eightertrek]

do not sell my husband a notch in your bedpost

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

@meme-meupthotty i read your tags like timmy and tommy dialogue i hope you know that

[tibby]

Which wolf wins? I guess it really depends, just gotta wait and see.

[blaintism]

my songs know what you did in the dark Red Tour 7.13.13

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

[stumpwentz]

the last time u came through... oh darlin' oh darlin' oh darliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin'

[vamptits]

funniest thing mcr could do is a really ominous unexplained countdown on their website and then release like. one tshirt.

[thegoddamnedwatchmen]

When he’s imprisoned by the State of New York for Being Too Sillay

[artemisia-nova]

unbuttoning.

[l-e-g-i-o-n-losh]

I'd like to apologize to Everyone.

[fuckthewounded]

this is literally my favorite mcr tweet of all time and nobody ever knows what i’m referencing

[vamptits]

MCR as kitchen utensils

Gerard: star wars oven mitts

Ray: wooden spoon, because she can do everything.

Mikey: egg timer.

frank: stigmata spoon.

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[blues-main-blog]

The difference between Ryan and Shane’s instagram bios will never not be funny to me

[romancringe-deactivated20250506]

[tolerateit]

and when the gay oars open eras tour then what