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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

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The sweet lady Prudence, who is as lovely as she is orange (which is to say, it varies)

Sweet and lovely lady Prudence a perfect example of variable elegance! Buy this wonderful orange lady for only $12.20!

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my bf took a picture so i can show how me and jimmy go to sleep together… he is my plushie

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He also took this one when Jimmy realized he was awake and able to give him breakfast

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Siberian tiger - Landgoed Hoenderdeall by Mandenno Photography

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By Jeff Wendorff

#babby

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Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together

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I like when he puts himself on a shelf and becomes an item

my beautiful boy

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what is the point of him having thumbs

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I would love a capri sun paris, thank you. Oh and paris? I love you so much. You're so considerate and generous, you're always just offering stuff to us and we all just wanted to let you know we really appreciate it, we were talking about you at work the other day about how much you mean to us. You make every hangout special and never ask for anything in return, your apartment is like a second home to us, I think gastly was saying earlier. Sorry, sorry, just wanted to say we love you buddy.

*paris leaves*

Yknow we should do something special for paris, like take them on a vacation or something. I could get us tickets to sea world if that sounds good to you guys. I have a buddy who works there so maybe they'll let us use some of the free tickets they get because they're an employee. I think paris would enjoy it, they have jellyfish there now. You know how much they love jellyfish. What do we think? Good idea or bad idea?

scizor: Doesn't sea world abuse their animals or something?

me: Do they? I don't know anything about that, i guess its possible?

regirock: I'm scared of getting wet.

geodude: I was gonna say the same thing...

me: Okay, so no sea world then.

grovyle: I would go to sea world maybe? If they treat their animals alright.

sophie: I'll look into it.

me: Thanks Sophie.

sophie: Also, um, like, its okay, like dont worry about it, but i wanted to ask paris to bring me a pepsi but they left after you said that really nice thing to them, and i just wanted to say that kind of hurt my feelings because you know how much ive been craving pepsi lately, and that was my opportunity and now because you said that thing im not going to get one.

me: Oh my god im so sorry sophie, i didnt realize they would just walk away after i said that thing, they didnt even say anything in response. Im really sorry. Do you want me to go get one?

*paris comes back*

Paris: Heyguys im bak. Sophie u said oyu watned apepsi earlier right? I got you one

sophie: Oh gosh thank you so much.

Paris: Anything for my best friends.

everyone: *smiles and laughs, and has a great night together watching tv and smoking pokeweed/normal weed depending on if human or pokemon is smoking it.*

Im sorry I stopped writing paris' voice like how its written in the image. I realized while doing it that it was really annoying and pissed me off.