Headcanons of Pokemon and Pokemon Trainers

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Welcome to headcanons-for-pokemon, a gimmick blog for headcanons of characters and pokemon within the franchise. Mod is @purpledinosaurdnd

Rules:

You can have headcanons for any Pokemon media (games, anime, manga, spinoffs, etc) but if unspecified I will assume it’s for the games

OC’s are not allowed unless briefly mentioned, I don’t have anything against them but it’s easier imo if they’re kept separate

Cannot be NSFW of any kind

Don’t hate on others headcanons. If you don’t like one don’t interact with the post

Shipping is allowed and will be properly tagged (I don’t know all the ship names but I’ll try my best)

Headcanons can be made about things like being queer or disabled, as long as they properly respect the topic

Headcanons will be posted once a day at midnight EST!

Current queue: 1

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Some of you may have noticed this blog has been entirely empty of posts for a bit. This is my fault(kinda). I’m disabled and don’t have a lot of energy, plus I’m busy with stuff rn, and so I just didn’t have the motivation to keep up. This is all out of my control but I could have informed everyone sooner, so apologies. I’m not entirely sure where to go with this blog honestly. I want to keep on running it cause I genuinely do love Pokemon but I don’t know if I can. So if anyone has ideas, or is willing to help, please let me know.

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Leon is a Homestuck. That's why his Battle Tower music is The Baby Is You.

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Rose's grand plan actually intended for Leon to die in order for Rose to gain control of Eternatus. It was all planned out: forged will, PR speech explaining why Marcos Cosmos is using Eternatus and how the theoretically-dead Leon would totally be cool with it, even some contingencies if the Champion didn't die then and there - people succumb to injuries in the hospital all the time, right? The point of failure, was, as always, not accounting for kids getting involved. And so Leon lived.

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Since advances in cloning and genetic engineering made fossil Pokemon so commonplace and easy to obtain, the cloned meat industry took off in leaps and bounds. It's now much more common to see artificially grown meat in the stores rather than "regular" meat; in fact, eating "regular" meat is mostly only done either as part of a luxury experience or in a cultural practice.

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There's an annual Type Symposium that every regional professor attends (aside from Sada and Turo, who refuse to personally attend events to avoid accidentally running into each other, they're that divorced). The purpose of the Type Symposium is to hash out details on Pokemon types and whether or not a species has enough traits to be classified as a different or completely new type. The Type Symposium is also referred to as "a fucking bloodbath" for this exact reason.

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transmasc hilbert

Whoa

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Arceus is basically the equivalent to Chaos in the Percy Jackson series

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Zygarde was already considering to save Lysandre and maybe giving him a second chance to change. It saved Lysandre in the games but killed him in the anime and left him paralyzed in the manga bc Game Lysandre didn't control Zygarde but his counterparts did

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Magearna has a secret combat function where it is upgraded and solely used for combat, with an upgrade that allows it to rival even all the Tapus at once. But this function was permanently deactivated and could not be reactivated. The closest thing we see to Magearna’s combat form is its Mega Evolution where as a mega, it attains most of its original combat form.

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Magearna has a voice function installed which allows it to speak. But this function was never activated and Magearna was unaware of it. If it was activated, Magearna would sound like Neo Metal Sonic.

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Magearna was originally a fifth Tapu before being killed and eventually forgotten by the people of Alola. Only for its Soul to now be in the Soul-Heart and rebuilt as Magearna

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If Necrozma were to use telepathy, I imagine that it would sound like Harley Sawyer from Poppy Playtime, it just gives me those types of vibes

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All Pokemon protagonists are all subtly influenced by some kind of higher being, but none ever notice, not even Arceus

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Both my headcanon accounts are out of headcanons but I’m out of energy so I’m just gonna reblog this to both lmao

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Pecharunt actually pretty bad at cooking, the only thing they make that is good is mochi. If you asked them to make a sandwhich it would be the worst thing you would eat.

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How do you even mess up a sandwich

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Pokemon Hunter J got her start in Team Cipher. After both of the Shadow Pokemon Incidents, she decided to cut her losses and leave Orre for (literally) greener pastures. Her main goals were to put her skills to use to make some money and to be her own boss while she was at it. But mainly, she never wanted to be at the bottom rung to someone with delusions of grandeur and weird hair ever again.

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