A Professional Mess

I mostly just reblog textposts, memes, and prompts from 8,000,000 different fandoms

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

I was just thinking about how Ozzy Osborne joined a Christian protest against himself at one of his concerts, and I was just thinking Eddie would totally do that. Just imagine him walking into Steve’s house afterward, dragging a sign with him.

"Why are you wearing my clothes?" Steve asked, his eyes narrowed. "What did you do today?"

Eddie was wearing tight jeans and a polo tucked into them. His hair was slicked back into a tight bun at the nape of his neck, with glasses perched on his face. Steve almost didn't recognize him. Eddie grinned and held up the sign: 'Eddie Munson sucks' was painted on it in red.

"There was another protest outside the police station, and I decided to join in!" Eddie said with a grin.

"I don't even - did you have fun?" Steve asked with a sigh.

"I did!"

[ponury-grajek]

the monke & rat duet from Attack on Titan🐒🐀

[ponury-grajek]

Mello, don't bother him at this hour about such a mundane thing, it's only 8 am 😩

[snow124-art]

Please say hello to your new favorite pop group! it's called "Six in the city" x))

[wintoodles]

favorite duos

[moonlightsapphic]

Sayonara and Somewhere Else

[lizardbbrain]

jon and his silly little statements

[snekberry]

Jon furiously and ominously whispering in the background

[bingomann]

maybe don’t hire Martin

bonus:

[snekberry]

It's my birthday today so here's Jon's surprise birthday party but make it time travel au

Bonus comic:

little notes:

future!Jon would cry if the past!assistants and his Martin 'surprised' him for his birthday

Georgie gave both Jons cat hoodies for their birthday. Past!Jon wore it but is too embarrassed to wear the hood up

the past!archival assistants don't know how old future!Jon is, so they just put question mark candles on his birthday cake

future!Jmart put anti-Elias notes on the cork board as party decor

time travel au masterlist

[kovmi]

posting blursed jonmartin content before the world ends

[artsymeeshee]

Originally I was only going to draw the meme pose but then the second image came to mind and it was too good to pass up lol

Second image without the blur:

[allirenaneko]

Moonlight of Zishu’s life

[linachuu]

im sobbing

[coco-mate]

sometimes i feel like if there's a massive amount of people saying firmly that two characters are in love then that ship IS canon.

like idgaf about the creator, we decide

[valtsv]

i'm such a huge fucking fan of having and using magic requiring effort. whether mental, physical, or both. i'm so fond of magic systems that make you sweat, bleed, cry and get your hands dirty when you use them. i love it when powers are earned, not inherent, through years of study and/or exercizing them like a muscle. and i love it when a seemingly effortless display of power is terrifying because of this.

[valtsv]

YES!!!!! MAGIC THAT REQUIRES MAINTENANCE! MAGIC THAT DRAINS! MAGIC THAT CORRUPTS BODY AND SOUL!

[psychotic--cupcake]

““If someone with Shinigami eyes looked at me, what name would they have seen?” Mello’s eyes rolled in his direction. “Mail fucking Jeevas, why?” “Where did that come from?” Matt raised a hand. “Hear me out. At the risk of sounding like Shakespeare, what’s in a name? I was never registered. My name might be something that my Dad made up on the spot during the only time he spoke to me. I haven’t officially got a name. I’ve been called Matt nearly as long as I’ve been called Mail; if you check the list on Roger’s computer, my name’s It Matters, which I will not answer to, by the way. You go on the EHC and they’ll tell you my name is Mariomatt. I’ve been called that for as long as I’ve been Matt.” He lit a cigarette. “So where is the name coming from? If the Shinigami goes and looks it up at the Registrar’s, then am I immune from Death Notes? If it’s the name that you secretly call yourself, then mine changes, even in my head, depending on the circumstances. If it needs an official name, then I suppose that my passport name might cover it, but I don’t feel like a Steven.””

— Poisoned Rationality (Ch. 32) by Matilda (via deathnotetruths)