[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[shotacat2]

Shounen no Ato

[verygoodcomments]

[shocklabrynth]

[headlessbloodspout]

Its a brave fit for me today too

[headlessbloodspout]

cutting oneself is( Maybe)one of the cutest things a person can do ?

[teo]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[contemptible-scoundrel]

a girl without a penis is like a top hat without brass cogs and goggles that can't be stretched over the brim to cover ones eyes -THE STEAMPUNK CHASER

[asoi00]

[serendipitousbuggrrrrr]

[powerjock]

making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[vedurnan]

[verygoodcomments]

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

[aranzi-aronzo-wisdom]