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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

redstonedust

everyone is saying student housing but the problem is that comes with being a student, a fate i would not wish on my worst enemies.

zoglin

What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

derinthescarletpescatarian

Computer games are fantastic

derinthescarletpescatarian

homunculus-argument

Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

homunculus-argument

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

homunculus-argument

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

babtest

went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

zombilenium

@wyattxplores

fozmeadows

PSA: houses only rear back like when they're under threat. I know it looks cute, but this house is exhibiting a fear response and should be approached with caution.

godkillerbrigade

technofeudalism

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

flamei7

postpoeticparadox

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

my luminous mama

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

disteal

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

queer-as-city-folk

Hope for the democratic party?

solely-ashes

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault