Lying's all I've Learned

Chicago.NewYork. believersneverdie.stayalive. skeletonclique

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

This is a headline on an actual news website.

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[l-obscurite-i-deactivated202211]

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

[i-am-extremely-mad]

And some men do not understand the point and the message and leave comments like that the condoms and contraceptives are not the same, therefore no sexism.

[redstarovermoundcity]

remember eating out? remember that

[redstarovermoundcity]

where is the line in these difficult times, really

[perks-of-being-chinese]

2007 was the best year

[mjalti]

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

[slimy]

[whimsical-witchcraft]

Hmm 🤔

[casperscrypt]

😔

[lesbianshepard]

everyone shut the fuck up about literally anything else because today is a national holiday

[theentiregdtime]

me, getting along well with my male coworkers:

[wynnesdjfhsjfhskdjfhsk-deactiva]

*puts on a wizard hat*

<|:)

[slogthor]

Haha your hat is cute

*puts on a cowboy hat*

<]:)

[wynnesdjfhsjfhskdjfhsk-deactiva]

thank you! solidarity

<|:)

<]:)

[redskysailor]

there is a hamburger on my head!

{||]:0

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[iavn]

[imonfuckingfire]

HOW can you not show the picture of abby

[ujne]

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

[trainthief]

Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things. 

[t-a-r-0-t]

This is another cat of positivity. Just seeing him will give you luck and happiness. Reblog to spread it and double the positivity.

[cinema-styles]

[uptoshenanigans]

See this is why I don’t want to leave Tumblr, where else is this shit pointed out? Like this shit has never once crossed my mind and yet…

[gravegospel]

SHE 👏 LIKES 👏 TO 👏 COLLECT 👏 ROCKS

[theresaaaa17]

She’s proud of herself and I’m proud of her