Heart-Chime

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[scallopsandmash-deactivated2023]

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

[solarspan]

the tumblr sexyman has been chosen!! SANS SWEEP BABY WE WIN THESE

[melonsharks]

nobody on twitter even understands what a sexyman is….the fact that it was so close is offensive in and of itself. Glad to see DA KING reigns supreme.

[diviously-archive]

He won. #SANSSWEEP

[gasterofficial]

NO FUCKING WAY

[paintedhen]

fanart for toby foxs fanfiction

[scallopsandmash-deactivated2023]

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

[st-froy]

Go vote in the only election that ever mattered

[mintbees]

Watching Reigen win two competitions he wasn’t qualified for in the slightest only to then get overconfident in the third one and losing to a guy who wasn’t even trying and getting publicly humiliated is like watching an episode of mp100 unfolding in real time

[luukewyrm]

Made this for anyone who wants it. I will not say who i voted i wish to remain impartial

[satans-codpiece]

So…I loved your story, and the urge to draw this scene from a prompt you did consumed me lol

I hope you like it! 

[satans-codpiece]

OOOH MY GOD. FDHSJHGSGHS THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN IN MY EHAD KDFSG

I saw this and immediately had to close the tab I was so flusterd jfhdhgjsdg,,, I cannot bELIEVE……….

(since tumblr is weird, this was drawn and submitted by @heart-chime)

[heart-chime]

I’m glad you liked it 😭💕

[satans-codpiece]

"Are you wearing my shirt?" Michael Myers, I wanna see how that'd go lol

Thank you @harlequince for encouraging this nonsense. (also I will p much always write Grandpa Myers by default so if you ever want young stud muffin mcstab please specify :3c )

Dressed | G-rated lol 

You had claimed his coveralls for the laundry so in actuality it was your fault. 

Wasn’t he cold?

Usually Michael had no problem relegating himself to a spare pair of gray sweatpants you’d bought just for laundry day. Sometimes he’d even don the black shirts you’d gotten for him, plain things you’d picked out specifically because they fit his exceptional frame. He’s not interested in fashion, in self-expression through clothes so you’d never bothered with anything more intricate than a crew cut or a tank top. 

But now you stare at his back as stands on the porch, arms crossed and watching something far off at the ruined fence that bordered your property. You’d come to offer to make hot chocolate but now- 

“Are you wearing my shirt?” 

Michael turns and you watch as his obliques twist, the delicate line of his spine turning away from you as you stare not at the scrap of white fabric that clings desperately to his shoulders, but the pale, exposed midriff and the trail of salt-and-pepper hair below his navel.

He turns and the first beginnings of warped, black script across the front of the first appear. Your mind flip-flops between being aroused by any inch of skin more than Michael’s usual extremely conservative coveralls and wanting to cry laughing. He looks good, but he looks even better in your flimsy white top with a bold proclamation across his chest: I’m Baby.

[korpuskat]

Summary:  In early November, you find a strange, severely wounded man out in the forest. Refusing to go to the hospital, you have to take care of him yourself- too bad he’s a serial killer.    Rating: Explicit (soft citrus this chapter, hard citrus in later chapters) WC: 5,379 Warnings: Blood/gore, wound care, very soft citrus (future chapters will include hard lemon, minor character death, mild dubcon, typical Michael stuff) >Chapter 1 >Chapter 2 >Chapter 3 >Chapter 4   >Chapter 5 >Chapter 6 >Chapter 7 >Epilogue =====

There’s a body in the leaves.

You want to believe so badly it’s a cluster of rocks you haven’t seen before, some sort of animal carcass left untouched. But no, with one arm stretched out, fingers dirty and half-curled, there was a human body before you.

Keep reading

[heart-chime]

Welp, my recent post is not showing up in the tags that I put it in. I’m going to try and repost it because this is not the first time this has happened to me on this godforsaken website 😩

Edit: I got it to work now 💀

[heart-chime]

Not only did this man get stabbed on his birthday, but no one even cared...damn, double homicide 😔

[assdare]

Soon™

[assdare]

[insomniac-dot-ink]

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts: