Suburban Satrapy

THOSE BASTARDS ON TWITTER FUCKED IT UP. 20-something guy. Achaemenid Persian. Star Trek. Emo. 2000s Hot Topic aesthetic.

[nathanland]

I AM LONELY AND BORED

talk to me on discord @ hazarapatish

I can talk about star trek, dungeon meshi, ancient history, 2000s emo culture, or even my OCs if you give a shit!

Please

I need attention

[mrbunpercars]

was doodling and thinking about who the most popular chars could be (like in the whole mmlm franchise) and what if it was like an awards show or something idk just take it

[screenshotsofdespair]

[dieanywherelse]

2009

[m1rynutdeletingaccountonsunday]

More!!

[determinate-negation]

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years

[nathanland]

The Mr.Men Show be like:

Mr. Doesn't want to get brutslly murdered and ripped apart: "Oh I hope I don't get brutslly murdered and ripped apart."

Mr.Brutally murders you and rips you apart: "Hi"

[mrbunpercars]

Idk if there's ever been an official popularity poll for the Mr. Men but I have a feeling Mr. Bump would be near the top

[nathanland]

Elves, orcs, drawrves, and goblins should be banned in any new fiction for a generation or two. It's for the sake of our creativity.

[secretmellowart]

Isn't that lovely, and isn't that cool? And isn't that cruel? And aren't I a fool to have...

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

[nanuuiycacahuates]

Liminal 🎪

[hugsohugs]

ok i did it. image for people who like defending caine but also want to make it clear that they Understand that He Did Bad Things. feel free to use, no credit required. enjoy

[hugsohugs]

@forestlich LOL ok sure, evil version just for you

[bunsenator]

go zooble hell yeah

[nathanland]

Cooking recipes be like "and add some lemon/lime/citrus etc to add brightness to the dish!"

well what if I want to put darkness in my food huh?

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[damndroid]

Nursing luigi back to health after a months long coma