Beep Beep Boop Boop Hehe

I’m just a silly little goose and a possum digging in the trash at the same time. Accepts Any Pronouns

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[dogpuppy]

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]

[diphowell]

i think this is still one of the most couple-y moments we've gotten. phil finding an excuse to get his partner in a color he likes him in (with a suit) and dan hearing him say that and smiling and laughing so cutely.

[reunitedinterlude]

tomodachi life being biblically accurate

[tripp-pants-sora]

time to break this out again

[leaveme2thewolves]

i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever

[livelaughlok1]

boyfriendiest boyfriends to ever boyfriend

[nmjkeys]

big fan of whatever the fuck this genre of greg and alex is

[glintblade]

a stripper's thong is probably comfy as fuck if you're dollars

[eloise310153-blog]

Layering the clear photo card with another gives Dan a traumatic flashback moment!

[duckdotcom]

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

[ancient-debris]

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

[frightfullytreeish]

[solarchaotica]

[static-mutt-left-deactivated202]

You're evil and you know it

[communismlives]

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

[charl0ttan]

i went to cloudflare island and

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[cannibalchicken]

[sisterdaniells]

remember when dan called phil cute

[the-corner-of-4-th-and-fremont]

2023-now Dan and Phil how i love you so

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things