Selfship Baked Goods

[heart-shaped-sprinkles]

Welcome To the Bakery!

Hihi, my name's Chloe!

I'm an adult, I use cae/caer/she/her pronouns, and I'm asexual

No strict DNI, but I do block freely!

If you couldn't tell, this is a selfship blog! My short but sweet list is

Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Wiggly/Wiggog Y'Wrath (Hatchetfield Saga)

Irep (Fairly Oddparents: A New Wish)

Parker Bradley (Date Everything)

Chance (Date Everything)

Frances (Bigtop Burger)

All are romantic and okay with sharing

This is a side blog, so I can't properly moot people, but I'll still keep up with and reblog your posts! I just won't be able to like or follow back because I want to keep this blog mostly separate from my main

For people who aren't on desktop, my textpost tag is #heart shaped baked goods, and my art tag is #heart shaped frosting

I hope you enjoy what the bakery has to offer!

Credit for the dividers goes to saradika-graphics, go ahead and show her some love!

[nebbymakesimagines]

I feel like we don't talk enough about how introducing riako/gachikoi, oshikatsu, and similar terms, as selfship terms has done irreprable damage to the selfship community by turning it into a competition for how much merch you own of your F/O.

[nebbymakesimagines]

Back then, owning a bunch of merchandise of your F/O was a novelty. You would look at the guy who owns a bunch of Lola Bunny toys and go "wow, he's really devoted!" because you rarely saw something like that. Those people were so in love with their F/Os, that they went out of their way to buy a lot of merch of them.

Nowadays, it feels like a requirement. Now the expectation is that love your F/Os because of the merch. More merchandise = more love for your F/O. And if you don't have enough merch of them, you aren't actually in love with them. And even if you do have a lot of merch, it's never going to be enough.

I genuinely do blame the use of riako/gachikoi/oshikatsu and similar terms being used for selfshipping because, such terms came from Japanese idol communuties that already encouraged extremely unhealthy views on love and especially with parasocial relationships. Hell, riako/gachikoi literally refer to believing that an idol (as in, a flesh and blood human who exists right here in our world) is in love with you, specifically, and that this is a good thing. A fictional character can't be hurt by you, but a real person will.

Sometimes that real person is you, going into debt to prove yourself the winner of a nonexistent competition. You should buy merch of your F/O because you enjoy having it. If you feel like you "need" to or else you aren't "truly" in love, that's when you need to stop and think about whether you actually like selfshipping or not.

Honestly this is also why I and many others are so critical about Japanese terms being used by non-Asians and especially how prevalent this issue is in selfship spaces. If you can't even tell me where these terms come from and what they mean, stop tacking them onto yourself for aesthetic.

[nebbymakesimagines]

When you selfship but you also really enjoy the canon ship

[dormantshipping]

Which sin does your F/O most align with?

Pride

Sloth

Greed

Wrath

Lust

Gluttony

Envy

Voting ended onAug 4

[flying-potato2]

white baby just call it selfshipping you dont have to do "thing, japan" here

[shitpostships]

hello selfshipper. btw your f/o wants to kiss you and hold you so bad right now. yes, right now. doesn’t matter what you look like or what you’re doing. they think you’re so cute and they just want to be with you and cherish you for a little while. i don’t make the rules, i’m just the messenger <3

[cureships]

rb to kiss your f/o

[nightlight-selfships]

Your f/o holds so much patience and understanding for you. It doesn't bother them to accommodate and support you. It's something your f/o is more than happy to do.

[batselfshipinsane]

Shout to all of the selfshippers out there with chubby f/os. You know the joy of having your own personal stuffy to hug and smoosh and cuddle and bite.

And shout out to all of the chubby selfshippers out there, while I'm at it. Your f/os love your soft body and worship the ground it walks on every time you feel bad about your body.

YOU ARE GOREGOUS!!!

[magicalspheres]

it’s so scary having f/o’s that canonically sing/have songs. lord.

[orbitaldreams]

imagine playing with romantic f/o(s)'s jewelry as a stim, not realizing that how close you are is making them blush ♡

[animentality]

[heart-shaped-sprinkles]

Imagine your f/o getting super nervous before proposing to you

[pupfettipaws-deactivated2026042]

when a moot has a selfship from the same source, i image us going on double dates.

[kandiisnow]

imagine..

your f/o comforting you after a stressful situation, even if it seems "stupid" that you were stressing in the first place. theyll be here for you, always and forever.

[ectoplasmer]

thinking about giving f/o kisses all over their face…. the way their eyes would squint closed when you kiss under or by their eyelids, or the way their nose would scrunch up when you kiss the tip of it, the way they would, perhaps unconsciously and without realizing it, lean into your hand or tilt their head to the side just slightly when you kiss their cheek or jaw… maybe their brow furrows a little when you press your lips to their forehead, or they smile just the tiniest bit more when your lips brush their temple… thinking about the sound they’d make when you just barely miss their lips, whether it be an unamused grumble or maybe a delighted little giggle, compared to the sound they’d make when you do finally kiss their lips, soft and pleased and breathy….

[akechis-special-case]

How to start the morning: Kissing your F/O until you're both breathless while managing to whisper "I love you" frequently between kisses.

Proship / Comship / Darkship do not interact please

[the-bar-sinister]

No matter what else happens, there's always crying on top of your F/O's tits.