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[scooplery]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[olliums]

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

[tahthetrickster]

[bestviralposts]

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

[warmwate-r]

Zoomed in and found this gem

[roseverdict]

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

[thyrell]

uh oh

[all-hail-mono-onion]

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

special protected fire hydrant

[shrimpathy-for-the-rogue]

Bucket

[tadpoledancer]

Hello darkness my old friend

[fuckyahumor]

damnnnnn 

[cdpdoodler]

enemy spotted

[lubricates]

damn this had like 3k notes yesterday

[yhellhole]

this:

made me cry

made me happy

got me excited

THIS IS FUCKIN’ COOL

[invadcrs]

so who...

who tryna be friends

🥺

👉🏼👈🏼

[paninimaker]

Im sorry but when people do the 👉👈 thing it makes me die bc in american sign language putting your fingers together like that means gay sex

Im sorry

[vennitrii]

AKDKdkgksckfkJWKFKGKG

[lyingfigure]

yeah who tryna be friends 👉👈

[peridotite]

TTHE “ALREADY, NARUTO?” CHAT IS SO FUCKKING FNNY

[peridotite]

this is peak comedy

[buggachat]

just thinking about pre-reveal adrienette living together and all the shenanigans that would follow

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[buggachat]

a slight miscalculation

[babyanimalgifs]

This deaf ferret is in for a surprise! 

(Source)

[happifying-things]

[gauntletspirit]

I love how every human there just gently ensures the doggo can keep playing. <3

[theweirdwideweb]

[mishastoesies]

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

[williamshatspeare]

[apprenticeofdoyle]

I think everyday about how Friends could have been good if it was a show about two gay roommates (chef monica and author chandler) who fall for their new, bright-eyed, adorable, bisexual neighbors across the hall (actors rachel and joey), and, mysteriously, ross just isn’t fucking in it

[ruffboi-mags]

Phoebe still comes in to say weird things and sing the song about the smelly cat and Ross is just nonexistent.

[gardenoffish]

Ross died of influenza

[moikoa16]

Every time I see a corgi you come to mind so here ya go 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 @dadpat-tactual

[xxred-five-standing-byxx-deacti]

Absolute

UNIT

[a-yeehaw-world-deactivated20220]

Oh lawd he comin!

[valtsv]

[stimman4000]

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[tisawish]

What if we just remove men from politics? 🤔

[taramaclaywasaterf]

Men don’t realize what stuff like this does to young girls growing up. The effect it has on us, never seeing ourselves in power. Just like young children of color never see themselves in power. It’s just picture after picture of white men in black suits, over and over and over again. They’ll never understand what that’s like.

[ianvs-deactivated20241214]

A related problem is what this does to young boys—and especially young, white boys. This creates the idea that white men are the default members of society, and this is partly why, by the time they’re 18, so many white men are completely incapable of empathising with marginalised peoples.

[ojibwa]

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

[glumshoe]

having handled marine animals I can assure you that there’s nothing sexy about tentacles

[redslushyeldergod]

Where do baby octopuses come from then Oh… wait… noooo

[glumshoe]

in some species, a male octopus will rip off a specialized sperm-carrying tentacle and just… hand it to a female

“here. take this. use it well.”

[argumate]

“go fuck yourself”

[organic-homegrown-boyfriend]

Someone smart please tell me what is the evolutionary or otherwise benefits of ripping off your limbs and handing them over to the lady so she can get busy, instead of doing it the normal way?

[glumshoe]

if you’re an octopus bachelor and you don’t rip off your reproductive arm to present to the octopus lady you’re wooing, she might throttle and eat you once you’ve mated

[gasbossgatelightgirlkeep]

#‘rip off your dick to die another day’ is an old octopus saying (glumshoe)