Heart of the Blizzard

Are you ready yet? // Collab Ask-Blog for Sejuani

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NO. But i'm about to find out what a weak goat looks like gored...

[askbristle-blog]

Sejuani, do you want a hug? You seem very cold

The boar couldn’t help but snort a chuckle….

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"Ahri, I was born in The Freljord, I have embraced the harsh blizzards of this frozen wasteland I call home. I think I'll fine without your hugs."

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Really?…Ain’t sure. All that comes to mind after things for my people is simply to rest for a long while out in Freljord’s wilderness…

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((No sweater can contain these guns))

[sheriff-caitlyn]

l8r g8r

[Unknown number] 2 cy3hek,qrgvq2[Unknown number] igyfrgbjhgkjetgolwqj[Unknown number] SKJ2874KJFBNJ5T V[Sheriff Huxley] … I’m sorry, who is this?[Unknown number] DFKJEKHRTNUKV5768U55 BRTGECSDF[Unknown number] W34764598YBOM9658TY346RCGHV[Sheriff Huxley] If you’re in trouble, please text a number. If you want to talk socially, send a letter.[Unknown number] ERGEEGHEG[Sheriff Huxley] Alright, follow these instructions to activate the voice-to-text option…[Unknown number] *SQUEAL SNORT SNUFFLE*[Sheriff Huxley] … Hello, Bristle.

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....Aye... who let my pig have the computer...

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"Hey there, Frosty. You wanna do your favorite champion a favor?"

……..Start talking.

[stormwind-footman]

"I know you want to turn Freljord into a new Noxus. Shit yeah. Let Me help you with that. I own a certain troll via taking advantage of his gambling problems. I can have him destroy Lissandra’s army from the inside. Then you only have to worry about Ashe. All I need is a very small favor from you in return."

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..You have ten seconds to respond.

[stormwind-footman]

"Give Me a single pair of your panties and I can help you reclaim Frejlord."

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[askbristle-blog]

This sweater is itchy, provides too much warmth, what kind of cruel joke is this?

(( Super late joining of the bandwagon, a WIP I will never finish, but enjoy ))

[heartoftheblizzard-blog]

Sejuani is feeling much stronger about this dislike..

[heartoftheblizzard-blog]

"Hey there, Frosty. You wanna do your favorite champion a favor?"

……..Start talking.

[stormwind-footman]

"I know you want to turn Freljord into a new Noxus. Shit yeah. Let Me help you with that. I own a certain troll via taking advantage of his gambling problems. I can have him destroy Lissandra’s army from the inside. Then you only have to worry about Ashe. All I need is a very small favor from you in return."

[heartoftheblizzard-blog]

..You have ten seconds to respond.

[heartoftheblizzard-blog]

"Hey there, Frosty. You wanna do your favorite champion a favor?"

........Start talking.

[heartoftheblizzard-blog]

My mail-bird has been holding back on me as of late so I'm going t' answer all this nonsense "ask blog" stuff in bunches t' get it out of the way...

..blah bla......The bear doesn't have a name it's a typical Winter's claw mount.......nm..another nerf letter....I don't need your sympathy Ionian.

Why are there gloves in the post?..These are shitty gloves..

....."Join Lissandr-"....Oh Hell no...Vlad you take from both of us. Creepy freak sending stuff..Don't even want to know what kind'a forest you talk about LuLu.

Probably full of whatever you're high on every day cycle....Yi Again? You are a pest, I am from Freljord. There's nothing more to it. 

...Screw it I have hunting to do. Will be back next cycle to clear up more of this chatter if I feel like it.

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I knew I shouldn't have smoked that last one..

Whatever tiny bread-dog thing. Let's go burn shit down....After the vegetable man stops dancing.

[heartoftheblizzard-blog]

Seduce him? Ha. I've no interest in pleasures of the flesh. I've extended my offers to many. The King has little interest in me and I find him to be dull. You underestimate Ashe's magnetism if you believe I can so easily take from her.

They will all perish by my hands either way.

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You think i'm stupid enough to trust a being with no fealty but to death itself? Warden...you do not fool me f' a second now take th' lantern away.

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...Is this a new breed of fool. Th' bird is in th' league.Think about it dumbass.

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That is no excuse for failure. You must be strong to use me properly, the institute has no intention in making me out to be a crutch to the weak.

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Maybe the ice freezes m' damn flesh off all the time. But I hardly call that "smooth" like you southern dwellers...