Random Shit

It's just a bunch of stuff I find funny and like. Feel free to follow.

[spacekitsch]

don’t you want to leave all this fighting behind?

[ellevia]

you're the reason I ship Ying and Fernando!! I saw that sketch and was like "you know what? I'm okay with this!"

For those who are confused..

[annoyinglycolorfulhooligan]

[flowerkidnena]

D.Va rig

[rasticore]

when u say gg but it wasn’t gg it was bg

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Epic sneeze. [video with sound]

[mildlycuriousdragon]

Day 1: Gluttony / Favourite Character / Regret

blame the internet for that terrible pick up line

Please don’t steal or remove my signature (◡‿◡✿) thank you!

[kelpie-hearts]

I couldn’t stop picturing them all running away from Satou like this XD!! so i had to make it haha.

[itscolossal]

WATCH: Ingenious Hack for Sketching with Two Point Perspective Using an Elastic String [video]

[girldebord-deactivated20190410]

rom-coms (romantic communists)

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

[hearton4you]

Why does tumblr glorify communism?

[simsgonewrong]

The grim reaper died on my porch then came to reap himself. God I love this game.

[simsgonewrong]

This is how ankles work, right?

[incorrect-rickandmortyquotes]

Rick: Do you really want to know how I got injured?

Jerry: Yes.

Rick: I was hula hooping. I attended a class for fitness and fun.

Jerry: Oh my god.

Rick: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss. The tornado. The scorpion. The oopsie-doodle.

Jerry: Why are you telling me this?

Rick: Because no one will ever believe you.

Jerry: You sick son of a bitch!

[languageoclock]

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

[hearton4you]

it's funny how many idiots actually think this happened

[deranged-black-kitten]

Part 1 of a Rick and Morty reading of some court transcripts from Georgia (word-for-word, this is directly from the court documents).

Note: I didn’t get all of it cause my phone was running out of space.

[freedricksanchez]

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From Rick and Morty Live at Comic Con. Note: This is a real transcript from a court case (State of Georgia v. Denver Allen) that was leaked online.