MY ARMOR WAS NEVER A DISTRACTION OR A HOBBY, IT WAS A COCOON, AND NOW I’M A CHANGED MAN. YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY HOUSE, ALL MY TRICKS AND TOYS, BUT ONE THING YOU CAN’T TAKE AWAY --- I AM IRON MAN.
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MY ARMOR WAS NEVER A DISTRACTION OR A HOBBY, IT WAS A COCOON, AND NOW I’M A CHANGED MAN. YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY HOUSE, ALL MY TRICKS AND TOYS, BUT ONE THING YOU CAN’T TAKE AWAY --- I AM IRON MAN.
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hi guys!
so, first off, i’m so sorry for the sudden vanishing act. between this new online school system taking up more of my time and energy than i was anticipating and depression body checking me out of nowhere for a while there, being on Tumblr got placed on the back burner while i focused on school and myself.
i know that my presence here will still be lacking while the semester continues on, so consider this an official hiatus notice.
i do plan on making a return during my winter break. i want to say that if i get ahead enough in my classes i might try to be on here every now and then until that time, but i can’t make any promises. i will be available on Discord if any of you want to reach out though, my Discord is ghost king of mcdonalds#8138
hope you all are doing well, i miss you guys!
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LET THE WIND CARRY US , TO THE CLOUDS HURRY UP ! ALRIGHT ! WE CAN TRAVEL SO FAR AS OUR EYES CAN SEE . WE GO WHERE NO ONE GOES , WE SLOW FOR NO ONE . GET OUT OF OUR WAY !
independent and private Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III from Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon. as trained by Harley. EST 08 / 01 / 2020
Me, at my character whom I created, whose dialogues I write, whose actions I decide, whose development and personality are completely under my control: Why are you such a bitch
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“mr.stark…tony, it’s fine. I would have to actually work hard to get my own office.“ and she is alright where she is, even if yes, she does dream of a better job, but everyone does on that regard. “yeah, a bad guy to me is luke from the I.T who keeps messing up my computer files every day.” bad guys for tony stark? aliens, secret organizations, other dudes on suits, honestly, what a wild life. she continues the motion, wrapping the bandage with ease and making sure it was tight enough but just loose enough it wouldn’t bother him. “still, iron or not, you gotta be careful. a lot of people around here would miss you.” she is sure pepper would be among those. and he is very charismatic, in his own, almost insufferable kind of way.
❝ from what i’ve heard and seen, you’re a pretty hard worker. dedicated. i think you’ve earned it. ❞ it wouldn’t take much to get Pepper’s approval. Tony didn’t work as closely with Kelly as Pepper did, he mostly dealt with R&D these days, the board when it was called for. Pepper was better at the rest, that’s why he made her CEO. ❝ sounds like Luke from I.T needs to get sent to the principals office. ❞ sometimes he’d rather deal with Luke’s from I.T, though he’s sure that people who can’t do their job right, especially when it came to computers, would grate on him more than megalomaniacs in spandex. flexing a little to test the bandaging and to make sure he still had enough mobility, Tony snorted silently. ❝ you sound like Pepper. ❞ always worrying about him, even when she’s annoyed with him. ❝ nice to know i’m so well liked, though. ❞
never did i think i’d get to use the icons of Tony standing on top of the counter but here we are and i love it
short / tall sentence starters / @lightbringer said: “I was not laughing at you, I was …uh, admiring your determination.”
❝ YOU SEE, TO ME IT SOUNDED A LOT LIKE LAUGHTER. LIKE YOU WERE LAUGHING at me. that’s not very nice. ❞ Tony turned away from the panel he was working to glared down at the other man. careful as he stepped, seeing as how he was currently standing on top of the counter in order to reach it. ❝ i’d say you do it since you’re so tall and mighty, but i’m afraid you’ll mess something up. ❞
short tall sentence starters
short
“stupid…!…jar..! come here already!”
“who the heck put that way up there? grr!”
“where is the stool…? oof! if only i was two centimeters taller!”
“i swear to god, if you are laughing at me because i can’t reach i will punch your face”
“are you…laughing at me? well, let you know that I’m closer to your bottom. be careful, jackass.”
“eek! p-p-please! don’t laugh at me!”
“is it bad that i want to chop people’s legs if they were taller than me?”
“Tsk…stupid tall guy/girl.”
“hey, hey, turn for a bit….yeah….and done. What? your back looks like a good table.”
“Hey! come down a bit. My neck hurts.”
“Don’t you dare bend to talk to me.”
“Oh my god! Are you okay? You hit your head hard…heh guess i wouldn’t know the feeling since i am…short.”
“HAHAHA! YOU HIT YOUR HEAD! ARE YOU BLIND?!”
“Aah…it feels great to see a tall person hit their head like that. Satisfying.”
“Damn..that must have hurt. Are you okay?”
“Hey! watch it! what are you? a raging bull? look where you are walking before you bump into people!”
“Ouch! I-I’m sorry..I was in the way. You probably didn’t see me…”
“Can you….get that for me? Please…?”
“Oh, oh! Can you help me? I was trying to get that over there.”
“….Listen, just pick that up and shut up.”
“Ughh just get it already!”
“Thank you for picking it for me!”
“Thanks, I guess…for reaching to pick that up.”
“Gah! shut up! thanks, okay? Happy? tall jerk.”
“Oh! I can get that! It is easy for me!”
“….are you asking me to crawl in there just because i’m short?”
“you did not call me just so i can be your santa little helper, did you?”
“Just because i am short does not mean i am not scared of closed places and dark ones! i cannot go in there!”
“Y-you gonna lift me up?! N-no, it is ok! i can see just fine!”
“Don’t you dare lift me up.”
“Can you lift me up? I am trying to pick up [item] from there.”
“Hey, lift me up! Quickly!”
“I was trying to reach for that–huh? lift me up?….sure. I think…”
“Whoa! The view is amazing here! I’m staying. Nope. I’m not going down.”
“P-please, put me down ….n-now.”
“Are you planning to keep holding me up for a long time?”
“Hey, tall handsome/beautiful~”
“Wow….so tall….”
“Tch…that height is not bad.”
“Care to switch heights?”
“It is my dream to be swept by a tall guy/girl like you~”
“i like it when I fit in your hug…”
“I-it’s creepy how you can …hold me like that.”
“This is my place. mine. I sit here. On your lap. I fit. No complains.”
Tall
“need help with that? i can pick it up for you.”
“let me reach and..here you go.”
“Hahaha, i’m sorry. you just looked so funny trying to reach for that.”
“Pft–sorry, sorry, i didn’t mean to laugh at you. your height problem is not a laughing matter.”
“I was not laughing at you, I was …uh, admiring your determination.”
“Yeah, right I was laughing! Are you an idiot? How can you reach with these baby legs?”
“Whoa! where did you come from?! i didn’t see you.”
“I’m sorry! I was not paying attention. I’m sorry again for bumping into you.”
“A-are you okay?! you fell from there! You could have asked for help.”
“–pft ahaha! you can’t even stand on a stool! Shorty!”
“hey, shorty, what are you doing?”
“Pipsqueak came, what’s up?”
“Here comes tiny. What are you up to?”
“Can i lift you? this way you can reach up.”
“Lift you…up? sure. i can do that.”
“E-eh? lift you up? i don’t think i have the strength but…i can try…”
“No way!! I will not lift you up!”
“What will you do for me if i lift you up, eh?”
“I may be tall but that does not mean im strong.”
“are you trying to…climb over my head?”
“Can you see? How about I hoist you up?”
“…..if you wish…i can…carry you on my shoulders…”
“Uh, can you get down already? my back hurts.”
“Someone likes it up there too much…”
“You are so going to give me a massage after this…”
“Hey, cuddleable.”
“You know what i like about you? I can use you as my armrest.”
“You are so adorable, small and huggable.”
“I’m glad I can wrap my arms around you.”
“Heh, you are adorable. Do you like it sitting on my lap like that?”
“You know, it is great that you are shorter. i can rest my chin on your head.”
“I could use you as a weight lift.”
“I could pick you with one arm for sure.”
“Hey, crawl in there. You fit in there, shorty.”
“Did you just…came out of that window? How..?”
“How old are you? W-what?! you are as old as me?! Impossible!”
“Huh..I figured you would be older than you look.”
“Do all short people look mad 24/7?”
“Why are you kicking my legs? I am not going to get shorter by that.”
“Ouch! oww…my head…stupid door frame!”
“Oof–! A-almost…bashed my head into a wall…”
i need to give Tony a pjo verse but how shall i go about that??
do I like him or is he just tall
me finishing that headcanon post: ah yes! wonderful! i love it! expand on it more! me realizing that my dinner went cold while i was neck deep into it: well damn
A TIMELINE OF: THE CREATIONS OF TONY’S AI’S
1986 - DUM-E: DUM-E was Tony’s first attempt at Artificial Intelligence. He was created at home in his father’s lab with stuff he found lying around the shop that had been discarded by Howard. DUM-E code was crude and partially incomplete at the time, but after a couple years Tony finished it but it still remained crude. DUM-E was capable of learning to a certain degree and doing basic things but that was all. After the creation of the other two bots Tony fixed up DUM-E’s physical form but left his programming alone because he felt like it didn’t need fixing, DUM-E was fine how he was. DUM-E got his name from little twerp 16yo Tony who was frustrated by the bots clumsy and blundering actions in the lab.
1988 - Butterfingers: a year after Tony graduated from MIT he created his second A.I. bot Butterfingers. Butterfingers code was slightly more sophisticated than DUM-E’s and had more learning and adapting capabilities than DUM-E but she was still limited to mostly basic things. she was created to be a lab assistant, with a claw arm, more mobility, capable of reach and even climbing. she got her name ‘Butterfingers’ because in the beginning her claw was unable to grasp most things without dropping them until Tony fixed the issue, but every time she’d drop something he’d tease her and say she had butter fingers. she latched onto the name.
1993 - U: two years after the death of his parents, Tony created U. he started off as a drunk project, but later was adapted to be an assistant. both in the lab and out of it. U’s programming is a lot more sophisticated than DUM-E’s and Butterfingers and his design is sleeker, slightly smaller than the other two. whereas DUM-E is bulky and Butterfingers is tall and sturdy, U is slim and short. U latched onto his name in the same way Butterfingers latched onto hers, because Tony was having trouble deciding on a name and would say ‘you, do this’ or ‘you do that’ when referring to the bot. U is the only bot connected to other things in the house, like the TV, coffee pot, lights, etc.
2002 - JARVIS: after the death of Edwin Jarvis, Tony began creating an AI in honor of him. JARVIS took much longer to create because Tony had bigger ideas for him. JARVIS is the most complex of all of Tony’s AI’s, capable of learning much like the others, but to a degree far beyond their reach. he is even capable of writing his own codes and thinking completely independent from Tony, though that is not something Tony originally programmed him with. unlike the bots, JARVIS does not have one physical form. he is in the house, the cars, Tony’s suits and satellites, etc. JARVIS is often described as being more human than AI.
2013 - ULTRON: following the events of the first Avengers movie, Tony, having seen the threat beyond Earth, was afraid that the ragtag group of people Fury through together wasn’t enough protection. his fear only grew when the team split and went their separate ways once Thor and Loki were up in Asgard. he created ULTRON to be the first line of defense, but scrapped him when his code proved to be too volatile in the trial run, and the various runs after in his search of weeding out the problem. ULTRON made a reappearance in 2015, his programming boosted far beyond that of even JARVIS by the aid of the Mind Stone.
2013 - FRIDAY: Tony created FRIDAY because of what happened in 2012 during the Mandarian incident. he created her to be a backup in case he ever lost contact with JARVIS again. she was only in the suits as part of the emergency protocol, and put into the tower and his cars as part of the emergency protocol in 2015 after ULTRON destroyed JARVIS. she was integrated into everything as the main AI in 2016 when Tony failed to get JARVIS back online. she is later integrated into Pepper's armor in 2023.
2016 - KAREN: KAREN was created solely for Peter for his web-slinging adventures, but Tony still has access to KAREN, and she is programmed to reach out to him if Peter is in dire need of help. KAREN is connected with FRIDAY as well. KAREN is integrated into the first Spider-Man suit Tony made for Peter and the Iron Spider suit. KAREN is on the same level as JARVIS and FRIDAY, but is on the same restrictions as Peter until he advances past all the training protocols Tony put in place.
2017 - EDITH: EDITH is basically ULTRON 2.0 with all the bugs worked out and a lot less autonomy. her programming is on par with U’s but without the learning capabilities. as much as he trusts his bots, he does not want to risk another ULTRON fiasco with something as heavy hitting as what EDITH was connected with. EDITH was created with the same idea as ULTRON, but a lot more controlled. she is restricted to the sunglasses given to Peter, and the basement of the an undisclosed Stark property where her 'brain' is stored. she is connected to FRIDAY and FRIDAY is capable of overriding any commands given to EDITH if the situation calls for it, on the orders of an authorized individual.
random sentence generator / @grcxefallcn said: ?
LATELY, IT WAS NOT OFTEN THAT TONY MET IN PERSON WITH THE HUNTERS HE HELPED. though in the right circles, it was pretty well known that the Tony Stark was part of the darker side of the world. most considered it a myth, so few of the original hunters and families he and his mother had worked with were actually still alive. part of Tony was okay with this. ever since SHIELD butted into his life in a more prominent and intrusive way, he didn’t need them knowing he moonlighted as an information hub for hunters in the supernatural world.
but this occasion was as a courtesy to an old friend, now deceased. Bobby Singer had been fond of those Winchesters --- he’d dealt with John before, but never his boys --- so he figured he owed it to the man. Tony would admit that he felt a bit uncomfortable in the other mans presence, if Bobby (and rumor) was to be believed, standing in the presence of an actual angel was not something Tony thought he’d be doing that afternoon. ❝ don’t tell anyone. ❞ he said with a grin, shrugging his shoulders as he continued. ❝ not that they’ll believe you’re working with me, but i can’t have the right people poking into that kind of rumor. ❞
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watching Doctor Strange with my sister and i made a ‘no shit Sherlock’ comment over something Stephen said and shared her disappointed over that line not being in IW between Tony and Stephen and i figured out the perfect place for it to have been in and Marvel really missed a great opportunity:
Tony: let’s take the fight to him, take him on on his turf Stephen: under no circumstances can we let the Time Stone fall into Thanos’ hands Tony: yeah no shit Sherlock