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pfp+header by @artemisdragcn on ig!! Marauders based | they all deserved better idc | 20 | she/her | 🏳️‍🌈 | fuck jkr

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Guys in the 1 and a half years ive been away from tumbr ive started dating a woman, touching grass really does help

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Lily: The stars are beautiful tonight

James: They are, aren't they

Lily: Do you know who else is beautiful?

James: *blushes* Who?

Lily: Mary

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Sirius: Fellas, look, Christmas presents are here!! I got a parcel from my father! How unexpected

James: Oh my god, it's really big too!!

Sirius: Must be his disappointment in me

Remus: ...

James: I never know what to say when you do that

Sirius: *opens the parcel and reads the note attached*

Sirius: It's a step up from his disappointment in me

James: Oooo, do tell!! This is so exciting!!

Sirius: It's the rest of my possessions from the house with a note saying that I've officially been disowned

Sirius: Anyways James!! What's yours?? Looks really cool!!

James: ...

Remus: ...

James: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO INTERACT WITH YOU

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Perciver wip snippet!

In honour of our great success on the battlefield (ao3 is back up) I thought I'd share a sneak peak of the next Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy chapter :)

“There you are, Percy!” George exclaimed breathlessly. He then nodded at Penelope. “And Percy’s girlfriend…”

“If you say so,” Penelope mumbled.

Priya rose her hand. “I’m here too.”

“What’re you doing here, George?” Percy questioned. “Where’s Fred?”

“Trying to have a bloody shower, though he’s not having much luck. We can’t get Oliver out.”

Percy frowned. “What do you mean?”

“I mean he’s gone and locked himself in the changing rooms. The shower’s been running for the last half hour and the rest of us need to get in.”

“Okay… what’s that got to do with me?”

“You’re Head Boy, aren’t you?”

Percy scoffed. “Since when do you care about that?”

“Since our Captain’s trying to drown himself, that’s when I care. You’re his roommate, you know how to deal with him, don’t you?”

“He does,” Penelope supplied unhelpfully.

“Great!” George dragged Percy up by the arm. “Come on!”

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I am actually aeoneskova's biggest fan, go read their stuff guys

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In dire need of either a sex education x marauders au or a walking dead x marauders au. Or both. Its a need

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*after a Quidditch game*

James: We won!! Wasn't I fabulous darling??

Regulus: You were okay, can't criticise much

Remus: Wrong answer

Regulus: Huh?

James *sobbing his little heart out*: YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS????

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*before Jegulus was a thing*

James: Regulus, darling-

Regulus: Listen Potter, I don't know if I want to tell you to fuck off, be friends with you, curse you, kill you, or kiss you

James: Can I pick which one?

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Lily: We're not gonna be stuck hiding here forever, are we?

Mary: Yeah, I'm meant to be meeting Remus in 10 minutes

Dorcas: Not forever, just until Marlene calms down

Lily: You said that you thought Pandora looked pretty today

Mary: Definitely forever then

Dorcas: It probably isn't that bad

Marlene *from outside: DORCAS EPONINE MEADOWES WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD

Mary: She middle named you

Dorcas: Might as well just dig my own grave in here guys

[my-castles-crumbling]

Reblog if James Potter

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James: You've literally got no reason to be mad at me.

Sirius: James, I'm just-

James: Unless this is about me totalling your motorbike

James: Unless this is about me telling Remus you're scared of the dark

James: Unless this is about me accidentally ripping your leather jacket

James: Unless this is about me stealing your rings

James: Unless this is about me dating your brother

Sirius:

Sirius: I was going to tell you to stop snoring so loud BUT WHAT THE FUCK-

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The click of claws on a roof, dust falls down. The alpha wolf is coming, he’s here and he’s near.

Dust swirls, shining gold under the dim candle light. Something else shines, it shines amber in the window, standing out starkly against the inky sky.

Amber eyes. He’s watching you.

grrrrrr..

I-

Should I be scared

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*Marauders playing twister*

James: Left leg green, Sirius

*Sirius ends up on top of Remus*

Remus: Part of me thinks you're just doing this on purpose, James

Peter: He stopped spinning 10 minutes ago, surprised neither of you noticed

Sirius: Twat

[dedgewood]

For anyone still following the Honey Honey series, apologies for an update taking so long but I have very good news!

I have three chapters of the Funny Tricks of Time left and two of them are fully written, so here’s the plan:

Tue 7th: chapter 3 will be posted (Harry’s POV, during Hogwarts)

Tue 14th: chapter 4 will be posted (Dudley’s POV, much more lighthearted)

These two weeks will hopefully give me enough time to write the final chapter and post it on the 21st!

I’m taking part in the NaNoWriMo challenge this month, but I’m bending the rules by working on finishing my fanfic wips instead of starting something new. Hopefully this means I’ll finish tftot and carry on with good old-fashioned lover boy. So far I’m feeling positive about it :)

I’ll see you all later today with the update! It’s gonna be a long one <33

[dedgewood]

Chapter 3 of the Funny Tricks of Time has been posted!

You can read it here: 1993 - 1996 (14k)

This one’s Harry’s POV of his years at Hogwarts, with a focus on him being the last horcrux.

Because of this I thought I’d give you a fun fact that Marlene died in my first outline of honey honey 🥰

[dedgewood]

Annual Halloween One-Shot! 🎃

2021: Just In Case - What if Peter had gone with Voldemort to Godric’s Hollow on Halloween night?

2022: Another Bloody Mary - An exploration of Mary Macdonald’s grief throughout the first and second war

And for 2023, I’ve just posted an addition to the series…

Footnotes (3.7k)

It’s a dorlene-centric fic set during the first Wizarding war. It includes two excerpts from the Daily Prophet, and a letter written by Dorcas, to Marlene.

I’d love to hear any ideas for another angsty one shot! I’d like to write about as many characters as I can. For now tho, I hope you all had a good Halloween :)

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Besties wake up aeoneskova just posted

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Remus: Hey fellas, good night?

Peter *grumbles*: Not as good as yours apparently

Remus: What-?

Peter: Yours and Sirius' Muffliato charm broke

Remus: Oh shit did you guys hear?

*Enter James*

James: Oh god your faces, what have I missed Wormy?

Peter: Did you not hear them both last night James? Were you out or something? They were going at it-

Peter:

Peter: Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie James?

*Enter Sirius*

Sirius: Just been to get some breakfast and saw my little brother wearing a Gryffindor tie?

Remus: James?

James: Funny story lads, so you see-

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Thank you @summer-squash for tagging me!!

List 10 songs with 10 names in the titles that you like, and then tag 10 people.

Sheena Is a Punk Rocker - The Ramones

Scotty Doesn't Know - Lustra

Helena - My Chemical Romance

Drella - Pierce The Veil

The Bonnie Song - Skyfixing

Song for Bob Dylan - David Bowie

Darlene - Led Zeppelin

Johnny Guitar - The Runaways

Heather - Grandson

Glenda - Destructo Disk

Ballad of Sean Kelly - Ashtray

@bartyslut @belleandsaintsebastian @dostojevskom @drreidsphds @hearts4dorlene @girlgerard @jaskaliina @krmljam @lostforgottenspaces @nonbinaryremusvariant

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List 10 songs with names in the title you like :)

Thank you for the tag @sandrawstuff ! <33

Juliet - Cavetown

Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles

Matilda - Alt-J

Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis

Valerie - The Zutons

Mr Brightside - The Killers

Lady Stardust - David Bowie

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Beatles

Arabella - Arctic Monkeys

Jolene - Dolly Parton

All of these are absolute bangers this was a really fun tag to find songs for

No pressure tags :) @friendofthefrogswastaken @okaythisisbecomingaproblem @ulouism @aspionagee @hearts4dorlene