legends of tmrw

not badass enough to be a legend so I might as well make funnies about them

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my last two brain cells watching me ignore all of my responsibilities

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Sara: What do you want to eat?

Neron: The souls of the innocent

Ray: A bagel

Neron: NOOO

Ray: Two bagels

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Ray: Magic doesn’t exist

John: That’s because every time you find an explanation for magic it becomes science

Ray: I have absolutely no idea how to prove you wrong

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playing “Heads Up”

*word is BAR*

Ray: It’s something gymnasts use!

John: Chalk?!

Everyone: NO

Charlie: It’s where all of us snuck off to last night!

Everyone, knowing Sara had told them they couldn’t leave the ship: shhhHHHH

Sara: *not paying attention*

John, loudly: a BAR

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Sara: Okay we need a plan for how to beat this all powerful demon

Zari: So I’ve been looking at a lot of memes about how Ant Man can defeat Thanos and I think we should consider-

Ray: Absolutely not.

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Legends: *not talking about how they’re feeling and instead just bottling it up and going on missions until it inevitably explodes out to bite them in the ass*

Leo Snart, appearing from Earth X to have a discussion about emotions and communication:

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Charlie: Hey can we stop for dominos?

Sara: What no

Charlie: Okay but like I already placed the order so

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Ray: Come on! It’ll be fun.

Mick: *grunt*

Ray: That’s the spirit!

Mick: Spirit. Yes. I could go for a drink

Charlie: Did someone say drink?

Sara: Guys no it’s 8:30 in the morning

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There was so much going on in the midseason trailer I don’t even know which part I should react to but cheers to new (and wackier) episodes!!

[bob-belcher]

me when my otps start fighting

[zaritarazi]

#these are some next level soulmate abilities

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when the Custodians of the Chronology accurately predict what happens during the crossover

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Mona Wu

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the real reason that john stopped working with gary

John: Be very quiet and respectful towards these ghosts. It is likely they do not even realize they are dead

Gary: You got it

Gary, 5 seconds later:

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Sara: Whoever murders me for good better not get caught

Sara: I plan to be featured on buzzfeed unsolved

Zari: I like how it implies that your murder is inevitable

Sara: you know me, you know it's inevitable

[mxdsgnls-deactivated20250219]

Hell yes!!

I’m getting shirts printed saying “l survived the #avalance tumblr purge”

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I just realized I own the same leather jacket as Nora Darhk this is a very important discovery to have made