Singing Drummer, Nail Polish Doodler

I sing and drum, I mess about with nail polish

[theygender]

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

[bogleech]

I know this is going off topic but I think after reading this, people should consider that all of us humans have even more complex, more delicately balanced microbiomes in charge of how we digest food and what we do with the nutrients, and yet everyone from doctors to tiktokkers are somehow confident that they understand everyone's dietary health at once.

[heather1a]

Yep

[heather1a]

So, when you first brush out your two week old mohawk you get THREE options... 1: just tie that mess up out of the way 2: join a covers band that ONLY does 80s music - oh yeah, you got the hight!! 3: plead with @tinaturner to let you into The Thunderdome and let you be the one to go at Mad Max 😂 #ThreeOddShoes #BigHair https://www.instagram.com/p/B_BMBpHDSFe/?igshid=k7me9f96l2ww

[heather1a]

One of my two new tattoos done today 😁😁 The @alicecooper song Billion Dollar Babies is the reason I wanted to be a drummer - Neal Smiths opening drum fills are AWESOME, so now I have two Alice Cooper tattoos 😂 Massive thanks to Mandy at InkLination in Washington for doing them #AliceCooper #BillionDollarBaby #ColourTattoo #Tattoo (at Washington, Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B73hDEclPhy/?igshid=ux1ti9m0wf3v

[heather1a]

One of my two new tattoos done today 😁😁 Massive thanks to Mandy at InkLination in Washington for doing them #Elvis #ElvisPresley #Tattoo #Outline https://www.instagram.com/p/B73gdeBllHg/?igshid=k6zeu5tmumeq

[heather1a]

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Finally got to put on my @holotaco nail polish by @simplynailogical Used the One Coat Black and the Linear Holo #PlayingWithNailVarnish #NailArt #SimplyNailogical #HoloTaco #Holo #HoloSexual https://www.instagram.com/p/B4z4mS0F8wF/?igshid=13he8nvok6w4n

[heather1a]

Who said all of your nails need to match? Seeing as it is spooky month (yay) something different on each nail using @linanailartsupplies Spooklicious nail plate, @uberchicbeauty gel stamping polish and UV torch and Barry Ms Wet Set Quick Dry Top Coat #PlayingWithNailVarnish #NailArt #Stamping #StampingNailArt #Halloween #HalloweenNails #SpookyMonth #SpookySeason https://www.instagram.com/p/B4BT9C4FsyJ/?igshid=wuaxbaupyg9o

[alex--blue]

The UK is now being controlled by a knock off trump, who is abusing our system to push his agenda. He literally shut down Parliament so there couldn't be any debate on Deal or No Deal Brexit because he doesn't want a deal. He's tyrant, who we didn't elect. I'm terrified for my future here in the UK

[heather1a]

Yup. This pretty much sums up our present state. I say Noel Edmonds for Prime Minister, at least he knows how to get people to "Deal or No Deal"

[heather1a]

Tried gel polish for the first time. It's very.....dribbley.....hahaha. I've found you have to be very quick and very still to use it. But, after it has been cured, it does seem very hard wearing, so it will hopefully help to keep the snapped nail safe until it has grown up past the end of my finger. 💅 @w7makeupuk black gel polish 💅 @w7makeupuk gel top coat 💅 @sally_hansen white polish for stamp 💅 @barrymcosmetics Quick Dry Wet Set Top Coat 💅 @uberchicbeauty stamping plate and clear stamper #PlayingWithNailVarnish #NailArt #Stamping #StampingNailArt #ShortNails #GelPolish #SallyHansen #BarryM #UberChic https://www.instagram.com/p/B1eeb1xnAQr/?igshid=ttjjpfog6xck

[minajs]

you know what pisses me off? what really gets my goat? that sean bean’s birth name was shaun bean but he changed it to sean bean to screw with people. you want to know why sean bean dies in everything? because god is punishing him for this.  

[bionysus-deactivated20181019]

are you fucking kidding me

[dancingloki]

THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER LEARNED

[heather1a]

This pleases me IMMENSELY 😂😂😂

[catsbeaversandducks]

Adorable ‘Neko Cup’ Lets You Create Sleepy Cat Sculptures Out of Sand

Designed by Yuka Morii and sold by Japanese design brand h-concept.

Via My Modern Met

[heather1a]

They should have called them "sand catles" 😂😂

[makesongsnotmistakes]

[howlinattheimpala]

[iwasrorya-deactivated20130504]

What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

[magick-missile]

[buttchair]

i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god

i filled up both sides

[astroidbelt-moved]

what just happened

[wendy-darling-forever]

this makes me uncomfortable, 

[kateinator]

then do =x+2+ for the next part

[fraud-monet]

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

[sailorkitkat]

What is this sorcery?!?!

[floretsilva]

this is my favorite post on tumblr

the ending is: 12=x1=

[ollieofthebeholder]

So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = + 1 = + 1

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 2 + 2 1 = x + 2 +

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 7 7 2 + = x + 2 + = x - 7 - 2

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = x + 2 1 = x + 2 + 1 2 = x 1 =

[finaltennessee]

My mind just broke

[kiarabearaa]

*writes furiously*

Mom: Are you writing an essay?

Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely. 

[lionesses-are-cool]

Omg I found it again. This is amazing!

[alien-fanbitch]

I need to try this! Oh my god!

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

OH MY GOOOOD

[heather1a]

OK.... Off to find a pencil and paper.... Must try this.... 😐 😐 😐 **EDIT** so, this worked, and I keep doing it 😂 😂 😂

[heather1a]

Gym pics.. Why not, everyone else does 😂 Really enjoying following some of the @wwesheamus #CelticWarriorWorkouts and they're definitely working #BraveChange #LetsGoDoABit #GymLife #GymSelfie #Workout #Weights #GirlsLiftToo https://www.instagram.com/p/ByjAox2FThQ/?igshid=1rhlnbvnk398f

[heather1a]

Done Colleens nails for her. 💅 @sally_hansen Cherry Up (542) pink 💅 @sally_hansen Hunger Flames (550) purple ombre. 💅 @sally_hansen Get Mod (450) white to stamp with 💅 @uberchicbeauty stamping plate 1-02 and clear stamper 💅 @barrymcosmetics Wet Set Quick Dry Top Coat #PlayingWithNailVarnish #BarryM #SallyHansen #Pink #Purple #Ombre #Stamping

[heather1a]

The Three Odd Shoes world tour of The North East continues in Birtley tonight. Get along to The Coach and Horses for 9pm #ThreeOddShoes #WorldTourOfTheNorthEast #GigLife #Gigs #Gigging #LiveMusic #SingingDrummer #DrummerLife

[heather1a]

essence "the gel" nail polish 46 Black Is Back, essence HOLO RAINBOW 05 Holo Fever, Barry M Wet Set Quick Dry Top Coat #PlayingWithNailVarnish #BarryM #essence #NailArt #Nails #Sparkley #Sparkles

[heather1a]

Sorry it's blurry, phone was being a pain! essence "the gel" nail polish 46 Black Is Back, essence HOLO RAINBOW 05 Holo Fever, Barry M Wet Set Quick Dry Top Coat #PlayingWithNailVarnish #BarryM #essence #NailArt #Nails #Sparkley #Sparkles

[heather1a]

Pre gig selfie time The Three Odd Shoes world tour of The North East takes us to Bedlington tonight! Off to see our friends at The Market Tavern, 9pm start #ThreeOddShoes #WorldTourOfTheNorthEast #GigLife #Gigs #Gigging #LiveMusic #SingingDrummer (at The Market Tavern)