The Machine And The Ghost Within.

No matter where life takes me, find me with a smile.👽

[oscar-isaac]

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE (2004) | dir. Stephen Hillenburg & Mark Osborne

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[thevachak]

Children and the Tomatoes

A teacher asked her students to bring some tomatoes in a plastic bag to school. Each tomato will be given a name of the person whom that child hates. This way, the number of tomatoes will be equal to the number of persons they hate.

On a decided day, the children brought their tomatoes well addressed. Some had two, some had three and some had five, some even had 20 tomatoes in accordance with the number of people each student hate thus if a student hates 5 people, he/she will bring 5 tomatoes.

The teacher told them they have to carry the tomatoes with them everywhere they go for two weeks. As the days passed the children started to complain about the decay and smell of the tomatoes. The students who had many tomatoes complained it was very heavy to carry and the smell was too much.

After a week, the teacher asked the students: "How did you feel this one week?"

The children complained of awful smell & heavy weight of the tomatoes especially those who carried more tomatoes.

The #teacher said, "This is very similar to what you carry in your heart when you don't like some people. Hatred makes heart unhealthy and you carry that hatred everywhere. If you can't bear the smell of spoilt tomatoes for a week, imagine the impact of bitterness on your heart as you carry it daily."

The Heart is a beautiful Garden that needs regular cleaning of unwanted weeds. Forgive those who have angered you. This makes room for storing good things.

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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my two moods

[intosnarkness]

Jurassic Park except they provide proper enrichment for the animals and they therefor don’t feel the need to hunt slow, small humans.

[intosnarkness]

“We stuffed this pumpkin full of live goats for the T. rex watch him try to get them out with his little fingers.”

[intosnarkness]

“Turns out the raptors are cage breakers, so we’ve gotten them a series of door handles to manipulate. Little guys just love it.”

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

"The Rexes are incredibly affectionate pack animals, so we were careful to breed multiples. Be sure to come during spring time to watch them go broody over anything even vaguely egg-shaped." "We put the Raptors through target training and now if they are bored, hungry, or just want a scratch under the chin they go to spot near the bars and ring a little bell for attention." "Imprinting after hatching was so common that we now have keepers under contract to care for the animals well into adulthood to prevent them from pining." "The Gallimimus turned out to be just giant Canada Geese, and so fear nothing. Their keeper regularly has to stop them from trying to attack fences, guests, feeding buckets, and the now traumatised pack of Ceratosaurs in the next paddock."

[rannulfr]

"We also fired Dr. Henry Wu."

[nudityandnerdery]

I have questions for OP either about how big they think a pumpkin is or about how small they think goats are.

[intosnarkness]

In a fictional genetic theme park, we play by Roger Rabbit rules. They’re however large they need to be to make my joke work.

[nudityandnerdery]

I respect that. Question withdrawn.