chemical reaction

hey, i'm heath! i'm a junior at auradon state, majoring in chemistry. yeah, get the love of it from my mom, kinda hard not to pick it up when it's all she talks about. one day i'll be a big time chemist like her, but until then? i'll be playing vigilante... or trying to if the guys will start up the squad with me. (seriously guys. bh6 rides again? yeah?)

[heathlemon]

⊙ for a reaction to your muse’s nudes text (accidental!) & ☽ for a sleepy text (Ingrid's probs the accidental nudes bc she hates clothes and then whoever!)

⊙ for @ingridwestergaard right here!

☽ for @sumskellington right here!

[heathlemon]

♘ for a questioning text for anyone!

♘ for @yzlachanca​ right here!

[heathlemon]

text ☽ hummer

Heath: How do people stay up so late every night? I can't even stay up late one night, let alone every night. I need more sleep. I can't function like this.

[heathlemon]

text ⊙ heathrid

Heath: 😳😳😳 that's one way to wake up i guess

Heath: Do I... do you want me to just pretend I didn't get these? Because I can totally do that

[heathlemon]

text ♘ heala

Heath: Do you happen to know a good way to apologize to someone for accidentally ghosting them? Asking for a friend who's really sorry for accidentally ghosting.

[heathlemon]

hazelxlemon‌:

The Cyrillic alphabet, yes! You write in it very, very carefully. And you count your loops to make sure you’re not misspelling things. I am! Oh, I didn’t really have much time to celebrate, I’ve been too busy with final projects and such. I mostly spent my time in the design studio putting the finishing touches on my new dress.

Wasn’t the exam part of the final projects? Seems like that’s enough of a call for celebration. I mean, not that I can say much because I’ve spent most of my time in the lab not even working on my final project. But to be fair, I’ve had that done for a couple weeks, I just need to put my findings in a report and you know writing has always been the difficult part of science for me.

[heathlemon]

waverlytriton‌:

I get that it’s important and I do still want to keep my grades up because they will help me further into the future but I don’t think I have the mental capacity to focus on my school work. I’m such a perfectionist that I find it difficult to give it my all on my school work when I know these poor whales need help. Thanks Heath, the schedule idea is a really helpful tip to be honest. I can have one day where I can get my work done and then with the rest I can help the whales.

Trust me, I get it. Just the schoolwork alone is a lot for anyone, and then to add taking on the social responsibility you are, it’s intense. And you really only need a day to get your homework done, and hopefully a day you don’t have class so you can just sit down and focus on that. And hey! If you ever need help, I’m always willing.

[heathlemon]

hazelxlemon‌:

Haha, report me and I’ll just show them my absolutely perfect cursive Russian. I’m so pleased with myself! Thank you, Heath! Nope, nope, it’s not rude, persay. It’s just a slang thing that basically translates to I worked my butt off.

Don’t Russians use that weird looking alphabet? How do you even write that in cursive? Well, hey, you should be proud, I don’t think many people can claim to have gotten more than 100 on an exam. So what’d you do to celebrate your academic achievement?

[heathlemon]

hazelxlemon‌:

Mhm, guess who just got a 105% on their Russian test? This girl right here, yup! Я из штанов выпрыгивал, making flashcards and talking to myself like a crazy person, and it totally paid off. How are classes going for everyone else?

105? You? No way, you're cheating and I'm gonna have to report you to the student board, sorry. In all seriousness though, that's awesome. You should be really proud of yourself. Unless whatever you just said is rude, then you're canceled.

[heathlemon]

waverlytriton‌:

The school system can suck a butt. They expect me to focus all my energy on homeworks, projects and exams when the last generation of southern orcas are in danger of extinction? Why can’t I get an A for trying to save the sea creatures for my future Ocean class.

I get it, I really do, but still the schoolwork is important. And even if you’re not physically out there, you can still spread the word about the orcas! That way you can help without missing an assignment or anything. Schedules help, too. If you set aside a certain day to study, you can leave yourself the time to go out and do your activism thing too!

[heathlemon]

Text | Haudine 👩‍🔬👨‍🔬

Claudine: Okay I won't solely take your opinion but since I have a bias towards friends opinions how could I make sure the data is balanced out?

Claudine: [sends photo of her pro con list]

Heath: Well... the only person who's opinion matters is your own on this. It's your life, you're the one that decides what to do with it. I guess that's how.

Heath: Okay, so what do you think? Which side weighs more to you? Is there more good than bad or do you think it's more not worth it?

[heathlemon]

leilaningata‌:

I don’t play a lot of games or anything on my phone, so I have plenty of space for apps. And a lot of the ones at restaurants help you to build up store credit and get rewards – getting things as free treats always feels nice, I guess. Oh yeah, I’d never trust myself to do chicken. I feel like I’d undercook it and get salmonella! Steak’s not as scary since people eat it pretty raw and that’s considered safe, but chicken? No thanks! Plus I feel like Hei Hei would smell my guilt and just torture me more the next time I went back home. 

Oh, yeah, I don’t really either, not unless it’s one of those that like make you think. I like strategic games more than any other genre, really. But things like a water app? I understand the importance of drinking water, but if you need an app to remind you, you might want to rethink some of your life choices. I guess the benefits of a free drink after so many does warrant some use, but really they could offer the same benefits without an app! Stores used to use punch cards for that sort of thing all the time! Chicken is the worst, I’m siding with you there. I’ve never been able to get it on the first go, and there’s nothing quite like finding out the hard way that you didn’t cook it long enough.

[heathlemon]

TEXT ✉️# BLEATH

Blake: Goats are cute, what more do you need? Goats improve everything, as a goat-dad I can confirm that's 100% true. Yep! You know me, man, I bet you can guess it in like... 7 tries. Um, a lot of times! If you took the mayo out, would the food even taste good? Probably not.

Heath: Sure... I guess. I never trusted goats. Like I get the rectangular shape of their pupils gives them better peripheral vision that's better suited for grazing animals... but I dont' trust them. I swear if you made the password gorilla... That's not the point, the point is that the mayo isn't the part everyone is so excited for! And it kind of needs to be in something to even remotely taste acceptable.

[heathlemon]

text ✉ツ handy

Andy: THERE'S BEEN A CLOWN EMOJI THIS WHOLE TIME AND I NEVER NOTICED?

Heath: You never noticed 🤡 staring at you in your emojipedia? It's like. All I can stare at lol I do my best to avoid it.

[heathlemon]

text ✉ツ heala

Yzla: There IS? I'm sorry, but the world of PLL isn't expansive enough to warrant a spin-off! Why does bad tv happen to good audiences? This is why I don't watch lol.

Yzla: To indoctrinate us into thinking we had to be the next big evil power in order to get revenge for all of our parents? Really the whole thing was a giant Vengeance 101 lecture but idk, we were kids, we needed school structure. Most of us attended, even the 'bad kids' who you think would skip lol and it wasn't 'entirely' useless; I think you'd have found Mad Science interesting. The Isle was truly the first and hopefully last of its kind but thank you. I'm just glad none of us have to deal with that anymore. It would be SO amazing to go up to space and be able to be among the stars. I think I would just like being in space in general, really. I don't know if you read the weird fanfictions that are posted about us real people but there was one where I was an astronaut and the idea kind of took my breath away. Not that I'd ever be able to manage that, but still. A tea shop seems way more possible. And I'm very good at coming up with new flavors if I say so myself so there's always that. What's your branch of science, then? Your all time favorite, the one you'll study the rest of your life? I wish there was more we could do than just maintaining the level of suckage for the planet but I know you're right. Reality is depressing that way sometimes. Oh god, I remember the first time I had a jalapeno popper? It changed. My. Life. Gummy bears are fine but I like the weirder flavors, now that I know more than the originals exist. Like have you ever had champagne ones? They're bubbly! I love texture in my food.

Heath: I don't blame you at all for not watching lol thankfully not all of it is that bad. I just usually watch comedies to stay away from the really weird dramatic plots that are entirely unplausible.

Heath: Okay, I guess I can understand that to a degree, I just... idk, I guess I sort of expected that villains actually cared about bettering their kids instead of just revenge. It's sad, really. I mean, I get that they're angry. And I don't expect them to forget what we did overnight, but idk. This whole thing is a mess and two wrongs never make a right, that's what the Isle feels like. A wrong that has good intentions, but wrong all the same. Okay, woah, hold on. Fanfiction about real people? Does that even count as fanfiction? I had no idea this even existed, wow. You don't think you could do it, though? Why not? If it's something you're passionate about, you shouldn't keep yourself from doing it. Not that you wouldn't be great at whatever you do otherwise, I just wouldn't want to encourage you to give up on a dream. Favorite science, really? Ah, you're really killing me here lol um... I have to stick with chemistry. The science is just fascinating getting down to the molecular level, you know? It really is depressing, sorry to make you think about it. Weird flavors, got it. I'll keep that in mind if I ever come across anything interesting. You know you can usually order the unusual flavors online?

[heathlemon]

TEXT ||ø KEATH

Kendall: AY YI YI. IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM SORRRRRYYYYY.

Kendall: I guess I kind of thought all secret rooms existed like a Narnia in their house? Like it's just THERE magically?

Heath: YEAH NOW YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN lol it's okay, I'll just be over here scarred forever and wondering if my dad's a butler nbd

Heath: Haha guess it would seem that way if you had nothing to do with the building process. Don't worry, I won't ruin the surprise if I ever have one. I'll let you think it's magic lol

[heathlemon]

@leilaningata

You had me really nervous that I was about to suffer a terrifyingly terrible death there! And the gift shop’s still probably not safe for someone like me, but I appreciate the extra time to hide, I guess!

But! It’s the closes point to the exit, so really. If you hear anything suspicious in the park, you can just run to safety!