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j | 23 | sideblog for my insufferable alter ego
currently enjoying: blurbs + headcanons, the pitt, game of thrones season three, shitty hyperpop, and man hands
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i have such a hard time engaging with the pitt discourse, because some people fail to realize that people and relationships are allowed to and should be complex.
robby can be a good doctor and a good mentor, while also falling short in some ways — unfortunately, in the 10th episode, it being his own misogyny and self doubt bleeding through. it will never justify speaking to your residents and coworkers that way, however, it does speak levels on how he views his own anxiety and self worth.
langdon can be recovering drug addict, someone who is actively working on himself, while also fully being in the wrong for stealing medications and mistreating santos. being a drug addict does not excuse that sort of behavior. it does explain it. he deserves grace and time, while also being criticized for his decisions.
santos is intelligent, hardworking, and driven. she can also be pushy and unforgiving. she doesn’t owe langdon an apology for turning him in to robby. she, in turn, doesn’t owe him forgiveness for belittling her. trying to push him into a corner and mess up, making it very clear in front of patients of her disdain for him, though, is not professional. that is a matter that should be dealt with away from them.
let these characters be complex and messy and human.
oh my god hair so pullable neck so lickable im
random mother’s day melwump ficlet… not totally happy with it so idk if i’ll post on ao3 but enjoy ⭐️
gen rating, warnings: infidelity, scumbag frank, melpreg affair baby, probably ooc probs delete later
inspired by this fanart and its iconic caption: “she can't take that baby ANYWHERE it's OBVIOUS who the daddy is”
oh im sick and i love them
@kingdonmicrofic day 27: opalite | 266/266 | rating: e (sexual content, cumplay)
“Holy shit.”
“Yeah,” Mel breathes in response.
It takes a second for the world to stop spinning and for Frank to really focus and look down at Mel, who is now sitting back on her haunches, opalite beads of his own pleasure dotting across her perfect tits. In the moment, he blacked out and he’s grateful that he managed to only hit her chest and not her hair or her face or oh my god.
Some buried, caveman part of his brain lights up seeing the aftermath of their experiment, him all over her, deriving a sick pleasure from claiming her or something, while the other part of his brain starts spiraling about why he’s thinking that in the first place.
“It doesn’t feel as weird as I thought it would,” she pokes at a glob below her shoulder, smearing his cum around her bare skin, delightfully unaware of his inner turmoil. “Like I thought I’d dislike the texture of it more, but it’s sort of nice.”
After a second of pinching the iridescent liquid between her fingers, she beams up at him, “Was it good for you?”
“Was it—” Frank chokes. “Yeah baby, fuck, I just— I feel like an asshole right now?”
Mel frowns. “Why?”
“I feel bad that I like it. Like I’m being a guy about it. In a bad way”
“Well, that’s silly,” she tilts her head. “I asked for it. You delivered.” Frank watches her swipe another bead off her chest, bringing her finger to her mouth and licking and his brain shortcircuits. “I think you’re thinking too much.”
weird fics will save you. i need to see more funky shit on my feed expeditiously
Medical Evaluation Liaison
PTMC has implemented the new M.E.L. (Medical Evaluation Liaison) AI system. Frank is lonely. AO3, Rated M, 4.5k words
This is a full version of my kingdon microfic post for day 22: connect. There is an accompanying S.A.M.I.R.A. piece, but no ETA on that one just yet.
PTMC INTERNAL SYSTEM // M.E.L. Medical Evaluation Liaison v.2.0.4 | Authorized User: F.Langdon SYSTEM: New session initialized. Connecting... MEL: Good morning, Dr. Langdon. How may I assist with patient evaluation?
EXCUSE ME I LOVE THE INTERNET
@kingdonmicrofic day twenty-seven: opalite - 266 words - infidelity, past addiction
captainscurvy25: I spend more money on my AP
I (41MM) spend more money on my AP (37SW) than my spouse (40MW). I don’t have to. Me and AP are both doctors. My spouse is a kindergarten teacher. She could stay at home, but she likes her job.
Last weekend was my 14th anniversary with my spouse and my 9th with the AP. I’m an ex-addict and I relapsed 9 years ago. My AP is my best friend and took me in when my wife kicked me out. One thing led to another.
The 14th anniversary is opal, so I bought an opal tennis bracelet for my wife. 9th is leather. I bought my AP a pair of Italian leather boots. The opal bracelet cost me like $200 and I imported the boots from Italy. Cost me over $1K.
My wife knows. She doesn’t stay for the kids (M13, F11, M4) because she knows I’d pay child support and the AP would be a great stepmom (she basically already is.) I think it’s to punish me. I was a shitty husband.
Whatever, I’m a doctor who spoils my mistress. Like I’m the first guy in the history of the world to do that.
snakesinmypants_78: You buried the lede there. Like we’re all for infidelity here but come on. You’re an addict cheating on your kindergarten teacher wife with another doctor??? You had another kid in that time??? WAS a shitty husband??? Still are bucko. Who tf cares about how much money you spend on them you just wanna brag Dr. Dickhead [COMMENT DELETED BY MODERATOR] captainscurvy25: Ex-addict
frank langdon is the worlds most annoying partner probably and he wants attention ALL DAY. oh my god he's probably all up in ur business touchy feely (licky??? bitey??) and he's always up under you no matter what you're doing, impeding on your personal space and driving you up the wall
making dinner?? on a phone call???? brushing your teeth??? he's probably groping somewhere or biting your shoulder or staring at you incessantly until you can give him your undivided attention again
and he's always texting you some bullshit like "did you see the meme i sent you??????" or "i miss you do you miss me??" (you saw him ten minutes ago)
humbly requesting your thoughts (fluff, smut, whatever you please) in my inbox
and while we're on the subject, abby made frank into a very well trained husband.
he's a wake-you-up-with-coffee man. he makes the bed while you brush your teeth in the morning. he probably cleans, fills, and puts everyone's water bottles in the fridge at night so they are ready in the morning. the kids lunchboxes are packed before bed. he carries in the groceries. he fills your gas tank every weekend and has the car washed regularly.
he probably hears you mention something you want once and then it appears in your doorstep within the next few days. complained about your nails chipping? there's money for it in your bank account, and what time did you want to go to the nail salon? he's going to drop you off. you have a headache? he's taking the kids to the park, go take a nap. bad day at work? he ordered your favorite dish from your favorite restaurant for dinner.
the best part, though? every now and then, when you give him the slightest bit of credit for it, he’ll try and play it off (“pssh, yeah, right!”) but he's also blushing and damn near kicking his feet at the praise.
cheat day
thinking about supply closet sex w/ langdon but also post-rehab!frank who comes back less angry and really in need of a hug
idea stolen from my own post :)
cw: smut talk & fluff angry frank, written with afab reader in mind but doesn't need to be, discussion of sex in a supply closet, he's kind of a mean asshole before he gets therapized, fade-to-black smut, i had fun with this and i don't care if it's canon accurate or not
wc: ~ 1k
You know Franks tells.
You had come to understand them well in the months before he'd gone to rehab. He was angry, sometimes at nothing. Often at others. He would walk around ER, visibly ticking. You could hear the drumming of his fingertips against the counter at the nurses station from across the room and know.
It always went the same way. That sound, or his huff of frustration would clue you in. Then you'd wait to catch his gaze and that moment of confirmation before dipping off into whichever room was available.
If you were lucky, you'd get an empty room, but it was often a supply closet. Always dimly lit and devoid of any comfort. Not that there was much, anyway–not when he was in a mood like this.
He was never gentle. You never got that side of him. The door would barely be clicked shut behind you before you were smushed back up against it.
There was always a good thirty seconds where he'd try to do the full bit. A few good kisses before the situation would descend into chaos, and his mouth would veer off down your neck, or his hands slide up under your shirt.
He could try to be patient, but you both knew it was pointless. You'd kick your shoes away, and kick off your pants before he could ask, and get whisked off your feet in an instant.
When he was really pissed off, you'd find yourself folded over the shelving or an exam table, making desperate attempts to hold onto anything you possible could to counteract the sheer force of him.
Perhaps the best part, though, was hearing the way his tone changed more and more as he fucked you.
“Fucking-Robby, and his ego… always in my way. Always,” he'd start. Then a hand would twist itself into the back of your hiked up scrub top for more leverage.
He'd keep up like that for a bit, grumbling about anything and anyone, until he'd successfully gotten enough anger out to sober up and relax.
He'd lose his grip on your shirt, letting the new wrinkled-up material go. That hand would instead slide up, under the front of your shirt, holding your back against his chest to finish the job.
“I’m sorry, honey. I shouldn't be so rough with you,” he’d pant. “But you just take it so good. Always so good for me.”
With time, he knew what buttons to press to get exactly what he wanted. He'd learned that you'd finish faster when he'd hold you tighter or talk sweeter, and doing that would make you eager to jump at the next chance to do this again.
That was mostly correct. Today, with ten months between your last encounter and his return to work, there was a noticeable change in his demeanor.
He was kinder, and even a bit softer. Even when you'd been witness to moments that would have set him off previously, he simply did not react with the same anger. He was reasoning with people (even Robby) and making attempts to apologize.
From your spot behind the computer screen, you watch him wander across the ER floor. No anger, no clenched fists or jaw, but a kind of kicked puppy look that was entirely new to him.
He makes his way over, looking over his shoulder once as if to ensure no one is watching. He places his hands on the edge of the counter in front of you, but hesitates to say anything. You bite first.
“Hi,” you try. “You need something?”
He exhales.
“Ye- uh… maybe.”
Your brows furrow. “Is it something you can find in… the supply closet?”
“I think so,” he replies.
You nod, and click out of your tab on the computer before making your way there. As usual, he trails further behind, and a few minutes later enters the small space behind you.
When he presses the door shut behind him, there's no immediate jump to action. He waits, looking at you like he's unsure.
“I kinda thought you were over this,” you say.
“No. God, no. Definitely not.” He shakes his head.
You chuckle, feeling some relief in the answer. One step closes the gap between you, and you let your hands find his sides. His own hands, in a very unsure manner, find your arms. It's not a rejection, but a pause.
“I think I owe you an apology.”
Your head tilts.
“Why?”
“Because this,” he gestures between you, “got out of hand. I wasn't in my right mind. I think you deserve a lot better than how I treated you.”
“I think you're forgetting the part where I was a willing participant,” you explain.
A shadow of blush crosses his face, but he nods.
“Well, yeah. But I'm still sorry.”
“You are forgiven. And I really missed this.”
You slide your hands around him, and belly to belly, looking up at him, waiting for his next cue. It's not one you expect.
“Can we just… do this? For a little bit?”
“This? Hug?”
He nods. “If it's not weird.”
“No,” you shake your head.
Your limbs fall into place, comfortably snaked around him. You eventually find a settling point, your hands snaked up under the back of his shirt, his chin tucked against your shoulder, and you linger there for a while.
Eventually, you break the silence.
“I heard you and Robby had an actual conversation,” you say.
He huffs. “I made an attempt. He wasn't having it.”
You pull away enough to look up at him.
“Maybe you should just… let it all out. Get into it.”
Frank huffs, a hint of a smile on his face. “Yeah? Why would that be?”
He shuffles you further into the room, and you can't help but laugh.
“Maybe it will be good for you,” you play.
“Mhm. I'll just get really angry."
He lifts you off your feet, just enough to place you on the shelf behind you. Your legs instinctively wrap around him in the process.
“I think that's a great idea.”
He chuckles. “For you? Maybe. Lie back, pretty.”
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heyyyy first real smutty post in a long time
thinking about supply closet sex w/ langdon but also post-rehab!frank who comes back less angry and really in need of a hug
idea stolen from my own post :)
cw: smut talk & fluff angry frank, written with afab reader in mind but doesn't need to be, discussion of sex in a supply closet, he's kind of a mean asshole before he gets therapized, fade-to-black smut, i had fun with this and i don't care if it's canon accurate or not
wc: ~ 1k
You know Franks tells.
You had come to understand them well in the months before he'd gone to rehab. He was angry, sometimes at nothing. Often at others. He would walk around ER, visibly ticking. You could hear the drumming of his fingertips against the counter at the nurses station from across the room and know.
It always went the same way. That sound, or his huff of frustration would clue you in. Then you'd wait to catch his gaze and that moment of confirmation before dipping off into whichever room was available.
If you were lucky, you'd get an empty room, but it was often a supply closet. Always dimly lit and devoid of any comfort. Not that there was much, anyway–not when he was in a mood like this.
He was never gentle. You never got that side of him. The door would barely be clicked shut behind you before you were smushed back up against it.
There was always a good thirty seconds where he'd try to do the full bit. A few good kisses before the situation would descend into chaos, and his mouth would veer off down your neck, or his hands slide up under your shirt.
He could try to be patient, but you both knew it was pointless. You'd kick your shoes away, and kick off your pants before he could ask, and get whisked off your feet in an instant.
When he was really pissed off, you'd find yourself folded over the shelving or an exam table, making desperate attempts to hold onto anything you possible could to counteract the sheer force of him.
Perhaps the best part, though, was hearing the way his tone changed more and more as he fucked you.
“Fucking-Robby, and his ego… always in my way. Always,” he'd start. Then a hand would twist itself into the back of your hiked up scrub top for more leverage.
He'd keep up like that for a bit, grumbling about anything and anyone, until he'd successfully gotten enough anger out to sober up and relax.
He'd lose his grip on your shirt, letting the new wrinkled-up material go. That hand would instead slide up, under the front of your shirt, holding your back against his chest to finish the job.
“I’m sorry, honey. I shouldn't be so rough with you,” he’d pant. “But you just take it so good. Always so good for me.”
With time, he knew what buttons to press to get exactly what he wanted. He'd learned that you'd finish faster when he'd hold you tighter or talk sweeter, and doing that would make you eager to jump at the next chance to do this again.
That was mostly correct. Today, with ten months between your last encounter and his return to work, there was a noticeable change in his demeanor.
He was kinder, and even a bit softer. Even when you'd been witness to moments that would have set him off previously, he simply did not react with the same anger. He was reasoning with people (even Robby) and making attempts to apologize.
From your spot behind the computer screen, you watch him wander across the ER floor. No anger, no clenched fists or jaw, but a kind of kicked puppy look that was entirely new to him.
He makes his way over, looking over his shoulder once as if to ensure no one is watching. He places his hands on the edge of the counter in front of you, but hesitates to say anything. You bite first.
“Hi,” you try. “You need something?”
He exhales.
“Ye- uh… maybe.”
Your brows furrow. “Is it something you can find in… the supply closet?”
“I think so,” he replies.
You nod, and click out of your tab on the computer before making your way there. As usual, he trails further behind, and a few minutes later enters the small space behind you.
When he presses the door shut behind him, there's no immediate jump to action. He waits, looking at you like he's unsure.
“I kinda thought you were over this,” you say.
“No. God, no. Definitely not.” He shakes his head.
You chuckle, feeling some relief in the answer. One step closes the gap between you, and you let your hands find his sides. His own hands, in a very unsure manner, find your arms. It's not a rejection, but a pause.
“I think I owe you an apology.”
Your head tilts.
“Why?”
“Because this,” he gestures between you, “got out of hand. I wasn't in my right mind. I think you deserve a lot better than how I treated you.”
“I think you're forgetting the part where I was a willing participant,” you explain.
A shadow of blush crosses his face, but he nods.
“Well, yeah. But I'm still sorry.”
“You are forgiven. And I really missed this.”
You slide your hands around him, and belly to belly, looking up at him, waiting for his next cue. It's not one you expect.
“Can we just… do this? For a little bit?”
“This? Hug?”
He nods. “If it's not weird.”
“No,” you shake your head.
Your limbs fall into place, comfortably snaked around him. You eventually find a settling point, your hands snaked up under the back of his shirt, his chin tucked against your shoulder, and you linger there for a while.
Eventually, you break the silence.
“I heard you and Robby had an actual conversation,” you say.
He huffs. “I made an attempt. He wasn't having it.”
You pull away enough to look up at him.
“Maybe you should just… let it all out. Get into it.”
Frank huffs, a hint of a smile on his face. “Yeah? Why would that be?”
He shuffles you further into the room, and you can't help but laugh.
“Maybe it will be good for you,” you play.
“Mhm. I'll just get really angry."
He lifts you off your feet, just enough to place you on the shelf behind you. Your legs instinctively wrap around him in the process.
“I think that's a great idea.”
He chuckles. “For you? Maybe. Lie back, pretty.”
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bf!langdon who is sooo annoying at work(writing this w curvy!reader in mind)
truly beautiful and wonderful. hashtag need that
@kingdonmicrofic
Day 22: connect Word count: 467 (infidelity, Abby's POV, a little nsfw)
AO3
Abby loved her family. She loved Tanner's endless curiosity, Penny's slobbering kisses, and Frank.
Of course she loved her husband. He had perfect dark hair that fell perfectly on his forehead in strands —she worked really hard to convince him to get that haircut when they met. She loved that he was exactly three inches taller than her so their selfies together looked stunning on her instagram profile.
They were the perfect couple with the perfect kids.
Lately, though, she found herself stalling inside her car in the garage.
She just needed a minute.
She'd take a few deep breaths and gather up the courage to lift her head from the steering wheel, turn off the engine, and get to her family to be mom-slash-wife again.
She grabbed her purse from the passenger seat when the screen on the car lit up: “Bluetooth Connected”, it read. Abby was tired of telling Frank to turn off his Bluetooth when he wasn't using it. It drained his battery, and then he'd disappear for hours with a dead phone.
His voice echoed inside the car. By the sound of it, he was playing a video. There was some rustling and heavy breathing in the background, and for a second she thought it was something recorded by accident —he was such an old man with technology— then she heard his voice.
“You are such a good girl, baby,” he praised. “Letting me record you like this.”
Abby's blood ran cold. More rustling came through and then the breathy sounds became louder.
“Open up,” he said, his deep voice demanding but gentle. “Suck.”
There was the unmistakable sound of a woman sucking on Frank's fingers, followed by the wet pop of her mouth pulling away —she was sure. He had a thing for it that she found a little disgusting and avoided at all costs considering what he did with his hands at work.
“Oh, I know, baby,” he cooed at the desperate mewls of the other woman, like he was charmed by it.
He was moaning too, praising her sounds, her beauty, how good her pussy was taking his fingers, how wet she was just for him.
“Dr. Langdon,” the woman said. A shiver ran down her spine.
Abby knew that voice. It was distorted by the intensity of her pleasure but the deep tone of it was a giveaway. That was Melissa King, the woman who treated Tanner when they visited the hospital for his sprained wrist. Dr. King, R4 who was under her husband's supervision —in more ways than one.
Abby's stomach twisted with disgust.
Suddenly she lost connection.
Abby needed a minute to turn off the engine, take a few deep breaths and get inside the house.
She loved Tanner and Penny. She was ready to kill Frank.
I LOVE INFIDELITY!!!!
thinking BIG! about frank x hand kink!reader who is absolutely not normal about it at any point ever and has no intention to be
nsfw material below the cut - minors + ageless blogs dni