In den Himmeln ferne Gärten

lives under a mushroom

[ymutate]

Julian Plum

[station18908]

Sometimes I read a fic and realize I never ever could've written anything like this. And I'm okay with that. I'm just absolutely amazed by what the author did. With nothing but words. In their free time.

[septembercfawkes]

PSA: Just a friendly reminder that whenever you start a creative project, you will invariably hit a phase where the Thing™️ appears horrendous and you start asking existential questions. But if you keep working, it invariably passes and starts to resemble something less like the devil’s vomit. Doesn’t matter if it’s art, writing, or what–this happens repeatedly. Carry on.

[kamscorn]

no i dont want to ‘ask chatgpt’ i want to go to a wikipedia page and spend half an hour reading an article like a real person

[star-shard]

Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'

Both are beautiful forms of writing.

[sleepnoises]

boyfriend's quail photos have reached perhaps a lifetime peak today

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[gyrsaker365]

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

[obscureoldguy]

This is good stuff to know!

[socxsuallycruel-deactivated2022]

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

[giuliafc]

please reblog!

[crescentwolf14]

Soo I have a blood kink... someone reported a post about it like this one time and I got a message from tumblr asking if I was okay and how to get help if I needed it. Was actually cool I didn't know it was a thing that tumblr would do and until now didn't know exactly why that had happened other than something with that post but not that they had this whole set up

[flavoracle]

Suicide prevention is important. It works. I have personally benefited from it.

But it only works if people know about it. So please consider passing along.

[slady-ao3]

I wasn't aware of this feature myself.

[catasters]

[humiliationvictim]

This is my favorite artwork I ever seen ❤️😍

[stonelionhearts]

sometimes i wonder if we have forgotten that sharing creative work is, fundamentally, a bid for human connection. like I'm not posting art or fic for 'engagement' i'm posting it looking for other sickos to play with! i'd be making it anyway for my own gratification because there's something wrong with me, i'm sharing it hoping we can have something wrong with us together <3

[memeuplift]

[heavensfargardens]

@totchipanda

[betokeneth]

Once again thinking about AMC's The Terror writers room character whiteboard (x)

[heavensfargardens]

@marycontraire

[alterugdalf]

Auf Wasserstraßen werden vor allem fossile Energieträger transportiert.

Die Verbrennung dieser Energieträger führt zu langanhaltenden Trockenheits- und Hitzeperioden.

Durch die werden Wasserstraßen für die Schifffahrt unpassierbar, was zu Versorgungsengpässen führt.

Abhilfe soll die Verlagerung auf die Straße schaffen, was erstens von der Kapazität her kaum möglich ist und zweitens wegen geringerer Effizienz noch deutlich mehr fossile Energie benötigt.

Ich will das Krisenmanagement an der Stelle gar nicht kritisieren. Der neue Verkehrsminister Bilger muss mit der konkreten Situation erstmal umgehen. Aber um die Aufhebung des Sonntagsfahrverbots herum braucht es eine langfristige Lösung.

Und die heißt nicht Gaskraftwerke und Fahrrinnenvertiefung. Das System kollabiert – nicht nur der woke Unfug von Umweltschützern und Tierfreunden, die irgendwelche Haselmäuse retten wollen. Auch nicht nur der Unfug, der gerne Hitzetote oder die Vernichtung von Lebensgrundlagen in fernen Ländern vermeiden will.

Der Kollaps ist längst auch dort angekommen, wo die kalte Rationalität herrscht. Trotzdem reicht es noch immer nicht, um Lösungen in die Wege zu leiten.

[givemeareasontobebeautiful]

Dorothy Zbornak, my muse

[heavensfargardens]

@capinejghafa for some reason these are all you but the last one is you reading subpar romance novels

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

[shadows-ember]

This is humanity

[siawrites]

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

[labelleizzy]

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

[the-cimmerians]

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

[codenamewife]

Happy birthday, Curiosity!

[beentobeetle]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CURIOSITY !!!!

[nickelmining101]

Happy birthday Curiosity!

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

Happy birthday, Curiosity!

[no-one-offical]

Happy Birthday, Curiousity!

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Happy birthday, Curiosity!

[bairnsidhe]

Happy birthday Curiosity, happy birthday to you!

[cosmonautroger]

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

[princefuckyouknickers]

[rain-droplet]

in fair verona, we lay our scene

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[shadythetortie]

A HAMMERHEAD????

[gallusrostromegalus]

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.

They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

[birds-in-posts]

Osprey (Pandion haliaetus)

Brown pelican (Pelecanus occidentalis)

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[saritasoyyo]

@genuineformality